04.22.2010 comedy central is run by fairies - update

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Last night was part 2 of South Parks 200th episode, the one that got them death threats from some pussy Islamic savages. Luckily Matt and Trey don’t care if their goofy cartoon show offends anyone, and they don’t cave to threats. Unfortunately…

Comedy Central suits have admitted to censoring last night’s South Park after the show’s brain trust was subjected to veiled jihadist threats for the show’s depiction of the prophet Muhammad.
A notice posted at SouthParkStudios.com, where Parker and Stone would normally stream the latest episode, explained the situation:
“After we delivered the show, and prior to broadcast, Comedy Central placed numerous additional audio bleeps throughout the episode. We do not have network approval to stream our original version of the show. We will bring you a version of 201 as soon as we can.”

I really admire the way Comedy Central instantly surrendered at the first hint of danger. The rumor is that the headquarters all have executive changing stations in case the people who run the network soil their diaper whenever a bumble bee chases them or the phone rings unexpectedly.

NOTE - in case you didn’t see last nights episode, what comedy central bleeped out were the words “prophet muhammad”. So, you can’t even say the word Muhammad on comedy central because so many islamic people are stone age savages.

(125) Comments

  1. TLS 04/22/2010 15:06

    Pussies.

  2. taz 04/22/2010 15:09

    by doing this you let them win

  3. duckbutter 04/22/2010 15:11

    Cow Tippers unite

  4. ohmwrecker 04/22/2010 15:16

    Nice areola, TLS.

  5. CodPiece 04/22/2010 15:17

    So NBC runs Comedy Central????

  6. SCUM 04/22/2010 15:17

    I took a huge shit that looked like The Prophet Muhammad, will the sand nigggers declare Jihad on my anus?

  7. DarkCherry 04/22/2010 15:19

    you know… what’s wrong with being slightly cautious when the writers for your top rated show get death threats???

    you can claim freedom of speech all you want… but the fuckers threatening to kill you don’t believe in that shit. and if they have killed people for doing exactly what south park did… well maybe they SHOULD be cautious.

  8. Rokan 04/22/2010 15:19

    Duck-tucker,

    I stand by pepper’s claim to have tipped a cow in his life.

    Pepper never lies to me. He always tells me I’m the best he’s ever had.

  9. pepper 04/22/2010 15:19

    Jesus(mohammed) what’s the worst thing they can do…Kill Kenny?

  10. pepper 04/22/2010 15:19

    Rokan……LOL

  11. TLS 04/22/2010 15:23

    Yeah Ohm. She’s a random chick I found on jaybee.cc. No idea who she is but she has amazing tits.

  12. The Mildly Tanned Knight 04/22/2010 15:23

    Thanks to Comedy Central, Islamic fascists now know they can get anything pulled if they just threaten enough. Way to insure that we will cater to them for the indefinite future you bunch of gutless cowards.

    I wonder if Jon Stewart will take on this contentious debate about these religious zealots who threaten to kill anyone they disagree with, or if he’ll continue to prove how edgy and substantive he is by continuing his fight with senior citizen Bernard Goldberg tonight?

  13. pepper 04/22/2010 15:23

    Zombie, you have a mustang?
    Very nice…I take back everything I said about your other car.

  14. ohmwrecker 04/22/2010 15:23

    I’ll find out who she is . . .

  15. Slaappy 04/22/2010 15:24

    Salman Rushdie got away from these lunitics for years, don’t worry Trey and Matt. Go PedoBear!!!!

  16. Tuco The Ugly 04/22/2010 15:25

    Senor Peeper, what iss this big deal about a Mustang?
    I have 25 on my acienda.

  17. SuperB 04/22/2010 15:26

    I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

  18. Tito's Anal Adventures 04/22/2010 15:27

    Censorship?! I am outraged!!

  19. ohmwrecker 04/22/2010 15:28

    I have an idea on how we can get back at these Islamic terrorists. First, we wire a tall building in NYC with explosives . . .

  20. TLS 04/22/2010 15:28

    Ohm you might not want to visit Jaybee (as in JailBait) if you live in the US. They post teen galleries and all the girls are supposed to be 18, but quite a few look a bit younger. Age of consent here in the UK is 16 though which comes in handy…

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