david letterman is candid

By brendon April 30, 2010 @ 4:54 PM

David Letterman made a very rare appearance today on a talk show other than his own when he went on ‘Live with Regis and Kelly’ this morning. As you might guess, he was typically self effacing and candid, even mentioning the affairs he had with several women who worked on his show. The Huffington Post says…

“How’s everything at home?” Philbin asked, to which Letterman replied, deadpan, “I don’t know if people know about this, but I’ve had some trouble.”
(Letterman said) his behavior was stupid and reckless, and that it hurt his family and himself. But he sounded hopeful that life with his wife and young son can “even be better, in a different way” than before

This is only sort of relevant but someone in a position to know told me Letterman has been asked to be a guest on Conan O’Briens first TBS show, and Letterman really wants to do it. So the first show would be Tom Hanks and Letterman with no musical guest, and Conan would bring them both out at once, and they would do three or four segments with Conan, Tom and Dave. I really am fascinating aren’t I? And I’ve got hundreds of gems like this. Hard to believe a great guy like me is still single, isn’t it. Part 2 of Dave under the cut.

(166) Comments

  1. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 04/30/2010 17:00

    wow, what a 10 pound bag of shit this place was today… yawn.

  2. pepper 04/30/2010 17:02

    I hate. DL

  3. Zombie 04/30/2010 17:04

    Dirt, how do you feel about Justin Bieber exposing his tattoo and the world examining it uneasily?

  4. Redman 04/30/2010 17:06

    I’d eat Kelly’s ass everyday, but she seems to want David’s old balls.

    My friend told me that he misses SALAJ

  5. Steffabulous 04/30/2010 17:08

    Gap toothed old fuck + anorexic rabbit-like cougar. Is the writer my fucking mom? Who under 40 watches either of this tripe?

  6. D. Znuts 04/30/2010 17:08

    DB from the last thread…

    I am hoping/expecting Pitts vs Chicago in the finals just to make it interesting.

    Definitely don’t count out the Habs, they are fucking tough, but I mean… Crosby is on fucking FIRE and Malkin is about as solid as it gets as well. It’s an uphill battle.

    These playoffs have been fucking fantastic. No disappointments whatsoever.

  7. pepper 04/30/2010 17:09

    I only want to see DC’s bieber………

  8. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 04/30/2010 17:09

    Z, i would like someone to kidnap Bieber, shave his fucking head, then pull out his larynx. That’s how i feel about Justin Bieber.

    have you seen this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLxReBOIJbA

    how could i not think of you buddy? happy friday.

  9. Tito's Anal Adventures 04/30/2010 17:10

    White socks?? Dude, fire your wardrobe person at once!

  10. DB's Treasure 04/30/2010 17:10

    I agree that these playoff series have been interesting. I still cannot believe after the season the Caps had, they hit the golf links after the first round losing to the Habs.

  11. D. Znuts 04/30/2010 17:11

    Steff, NBC late night programming is bleeding edge. You don’t like Lewinsky jokes?

  12. D. Znuts 04/30/2010 17:12

    Yeah that was a ferocious upset. Ovechkin must feel terrible, he bleeds hockey and in the past 6 months he’s been knocked out of the Olympics, insulted by his Prime Minister, and now knocked out of the playoffs in the 1st round. I’m sure we’ll see his entry on Fmylife.com shortly.

  13. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 04/30/2010 17:13

    Lewinsky jokes are about as relevant as Christina Aguleria.

  14. pepper 04/30/2010 17:13

    ROTFLMAO…DDM FTW!!!!

  15. Redman 04/30/2010 17:13

    Habs owned the Craps. Pitts will be a much more difficult task.

  16. Steffabulous 04/30/2010 17:13

    Fucking Christ. I would rather watch CBC and their breaking news: Chickens now legal in Toronto backyards, a squirrel that can waterski and a poutine shortage.

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 04/30/2010 17:16

    being the ignorant american i am, every time i hear poutine, i think people are talking about vagina.

  18. D. Znuts 04/30/2010 17:17

    Hey, that squirrel has a supporting role in Anchorman! You can’t knock the squirrel.

    I agree Redman, but still I can’t count the Habs completely out after that upset. Sid the Kid is on fire right now though, I don’t see Halak frustrating him like he frustrated the Chicken, Semin, Backstrom…

  19. Steffabulous 04/30/2010 17:17

    It does sound similar to “poon”, it’s similar. If you get the right kind, tastes good, smells good, kind of gooey and sticky.

  20. D. Znuts 04/30/2010 17:17

    Dude we should totally call snizz poutine from now on. I am going to start it this weekend and let you know how well it catches on.

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