i think im in love

If there’s one thing all guys love on girls, it’s big giant thighs and hips. Especially when the rest of them is normal. We love girls who look like congruent triangles. And that’s the hot look Gaga went with when she landed in Narita, Japan today. Sexy? You better believe it, brother.

White people like me make fun of Engrish but god knows why because we fuck up translating them just as much. Like all those poser jerkoffs who get ‘Power’ or some shit like that in Chinese tatted on their neck. Chinese doesn’t work like that. You can’t have words by themselves with no context. UFC heavyweight Frank Mir is a fuckin bad ass, and I’m sure he thinks he has ‘warrior’ written in ink, but it could also mean ‘bodyguard’ or ‘servant’. Or ‘maid’. Look out everyone. The maid looks pissed. Maybe he could change his pre-fight music to ‘Coward of the County’ by Kenny Rogers too. Make his scary image complete.

(her arm says, “I love little monsters”. Her bag says, “I love small monsters” and “Tokyo love”.)