jay leno is a lying scumbag

April 2, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments

Jay Leno told Joy Behar (wait what) that both he and Conan O’Brien got screwed by NBC, and considering Jay never should have been fired in the first place, he has a good point. Except that he made it backstage at ‘the Tonight Show’, and he just glosses over why Conan got screwed, so go fuck yourself Jay.

NBC took him off ‘Tonight’ even though he had been in first place for years, because NBC is run by bumbling retards. That’s why they’re in last place and why they lose hundreds of millions of dollars a year. He never should have been fired. Once Conan took over, Lenos no-compete clause prevented him from doing a show on another network, so he did the prime time show. For that, he negotiated a 150 million dollar buyout. If NBC wanted to take him off the air, they owed him one hundred. And fifty. Million. Dollars. That’s an impossible number that NBC could never afford, so he got the Tonight Show back, which is what he wanted all along.

People around Hollywood don’t hate Leno because his jokes suck. Actually that’s a bad example, but they also hate him because he’s cartoonishly evil. When not on camera he probably waves his hook around and yells, “Bring me Peter Pan!”

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