04.27.2010 jenna jameson might be lying

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This post, which hints at the possibility that Jenna Jameson might struggle with her morality, could have also been called, “The Worlds Most Surprising Story.”
 

When we first saw Jenna last night — around 8 PM — she adamantly stated that Tito did not lay a hand on her. 
But a few hours later — around 10 PM — the story had changed … and Jenna repeatedly referred to Tito as a “wife beater.”
So what happened in the time span between her stories? Well, one minor thing — around 9:30 PM — Tito held a press conference in which the fighter claims he never touched her … and insinuated that Jenna’s injuries were the result of her alleged addiction to OxyContin.

Has anyone actually seen these “injuries”? I’ve been a medical doctor for over 35 years (note - maybe. you don’t know me.) and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that if you don’t look injured, you’re not injured. Like the other day, on my rounds at the hospital, some guy said he had “lou keemia”. “You shut your mouth,” I yelled. And then I had security throw him out, when I added, “go sleep it off, rummy!” That guy was a real jerk!

(87) Comments

  1. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 04/27/2010 12:34

    Br3ndon, Find some real news. A world renowned porn star, who lies, is addicted to drugs, and married a meathead who beats her, is not news to ANYONE.

  2. pepper 04/27/2010 12:39

    YAWNNNNNN!!!!

  3. Barbarella 04/27/2010 12:40

    Where are the bruises?

  4. TengoWood 04/27/2010 12:40

    Brendön, by hospital rounds, you mean when you went to the hospital to have that splinter from the wood stirrer from the coffee house removed from your finger?

  5. Robert Paulson 04/27/2010 12:41

    It goes to show you what swallowing a quart of semen every day will do to your noggin.

  6. SuperB 04/27/2010 12:42

    Seriously doubt they ace bandage a bruise jus sayin if its a bruise they want the blood to dissapate

  7. Barbarella 04/27/2010 12:43

    I wonder if Congo is gonna have issues getting punani after he’s been tappin that haggard mess.

  8. Long_Duk_Dong 04/27/2010 12:44

    that bandage is from all the years of hand cranking. she’s got dick beater’s elbow!

  9. bostnkid 04/27/2010 12:44

    i dont know if anyone else noticed but you can clearly see nipple in that picture.

  10. Long_Duk_Dong 04/27/2010 12:44

    look. a rubber nipple!

  11. Barbarella 04/27/2010 12:45

    From Dlisted:
    “Jenna suffered two tore up ligaments in her shoulder.”

    Supposedly he threw her. You’d still have brusing.

  12. Observer 04/27/2010 12:45

    As I was asking on the prior thread……

    ….how does a brace alleviate the pain of bruising?

  13. Barbarella 04/27/2010 12:47

    She’s only 35? Damn… she looks waaaaay older.

    She needs to get some sleep… and some cheeseburgers… and take some vitamins…

  14. SuperB 04/27/2010 12:48

    Barb, amen

  15. evillordbacon 04/27/2010 12:48

    Very funny, Doctor.

  16. DarkCherry 04/27/2010 12:51

    elb - i first read your name as evil OR bacon. reminds me of death or cake…

  17. Avi 04/27/2010 12:53

    If she tore a ligament, why is she holding one of her kids??? Everyone knows how young kids squirm around…and probably wouldn’t put them at risk of dropping them…

    I don’t buy her story. Most celebrities go into hiding when something happens but she’s purposely posing (2nd time since the incident) for the camera to say “look at me…I’m such a victim.” She always seemed high on something during any of her interviews, too…

    Poor Tito.

    So sad. I used to love Jenna Jameson…

  18. Barbarella 04/27/2010 12:54

    I seriously thought she was mid to late 40’s… so I googled.

    Rode hard and put away sticky.

  19. pepper 04/27/2010 12:57

    Is there a show with both of them in the near future?
    Let’s ask E?

  20. SuperB 04/27/2010 13:02

    yeah she is looking old and used up for her age

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