Jessica Simpson is in New York today, and last night she showed off her long not short hair when she attended the 125th anniversary of Good Housekeeping, whatever the hell that might mean.
It’s hard to know what to think after seeing these pictures. Sometimes it looks like they left her in a car on a hot day and she’s expanding and melting. Other times she looks like a perfectly normal girl, but to be honest I don’t like that either because this is Hollywood and I’ve been led to believe they reward girls based on an unrealistic standard of beauty. If I wanted to see normal I’d just go to the fucking mall.