kim kardashian is a good babysitter

By brendon April 08, 2010 @ 2:25 PM

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Kim and Kourtney Kardashian took Kourtneys stupid baby to the pool in Miami the other day, and Kim held him up against her hugely awesome tits. Unfortunately for him it’s all downhill from here. Those are probably the best tits he’ll ever see and his skull hasn’t even hardened yet. He’s gonna be one of those people in a mental ward who mutter under their breath and just draw circles, again and again, on everything, nothing but two big perfect circles, and no one will know what it means, except for us.

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(46) Comments

  1. Woodsman 04/08/2010 14:27

    I need a glass of chocolate milk

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  3. kategoose 04/08/2010 14:32

    watch her leaked photos

    http://whhy.net/kim_kardashian_pic.html

  4. pepper 04/08/2010 14:32

    I’m looking for clues…any toe?
    .
    Rusty, I have my eye on both of you!!!!

  5. RedRage 04/08/2010 14:32

    Her growler has had more spooks in it than the underground railroad.

  6. Rokan 04/08/2010 14:37

    Pepper,

    Did you nail you mother in-law yet?

  7. SCUM 04/08/2010 14:41

    Her snake pit has seen more monkey’s the National Geographic.

  8. ItsMeEmilyG 04/08/2010 14:43

    Oh my god. Flawless.

  9. SCUM 04/08/2010 14:45

    Flawless????? She has had monkey spunk all over her, and it’s on film.

  10. Rokan 04/08/2010 14:48

    Minkey spunk leaves a film?

  11. Rokan 04/08/2010 14:49

    Monkey, not Minkey.

    Who am I, Inspector Clouseau?

  12. Rokan 04/08/2010 14:49

    Wasn’t “Monkey Spunk” Pepper’s nick-name in college?

  13. SCUM 04/08/2010 14:50

    Monkey Spunk the Bunk Punk.

  14. DB's Treasure 04/08/2010 14:58

    RedRage, I’d paint myself brown and steal a television if it meant I could fuck this wonderful looking piece of ass.

  15. Observer 04/08/2010 14:59

    Kategoose at 14:32….

    …those photos aren’t leaking…..but I am starting to…..

  16. RedRage 04/08/2010 15:08

    DB, I’ll take the tv, you can have her. I wonder if her cavernous cooter creates an echo.

  17. RedRage 04/08/2010 15:09

    I wonder is Caucasian cock is Kardashian kryptonite?

  18. DB's Treasure 04/08/2010 15:09

    I’m willing to investigate and answer that question, RedRage.

  19. DB's Treasure 04/08/2010 15:09

    Both of them, haha.

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