04.26.2010 Kim Kardashians first husband beat her up. A lot.

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Some people say kids are our most precious resource, but those people are God damn liars. You can’t go 10 feet without seeing some punk ass kid. How precious could they really be? Our real most precious resource is hot sluts with huge breasts. That’s why Kim Kardashian is a perfect little angel, and that’s why it’s extra enraging to hear that her pussy ex-husband would, ahem, “punch her in the face, slam her against walls and throw her across the room.’

KIM KARDASHIAN suffered brutal beatings at the hands of her ex-husband DAMON THOMAS, according to newly-published court documents.
Kim eloped to Las Vegas, Nevada, and married music producer Damon in January 2000 when she was just 19.
But the marriage was ill-fated, ending three years later after Kim was allegedly held prisoner.
America’s Star magazine have now obtained the 2003 court documents in which Kim claims Damon would punch her in the face, slam her against walls and throw her across the room.

And the Daily Mail adds this charming gem…

He allegedly showed naked pictures of one of Kim’s sisters to her father, branding the siblings ‘whores’, and constantly wanted to know where Kim was.

I heard one time that Kim has 34DD’s. In other words, I believe her story. She’s telling the truth, there’s no doubt about it. That dude did it.

Vigilante justice gets a bad rap but it shouldn’t. Here’s an example: I’ll give 1000 dollars to every person who sends in a video of themselves punching Damon Thomas in the face. Not the first person. Every person. He’s a real tough guy who enjoys fighting so I bet he won’t even mind. We should share the gift he gave to Kim. When you never know if a fist might suddenly smash you in the face, life is more exciting!


(22) Comments

  1. kategoose 04/26/2010 08:06

    watch more pics

    http://iunseen.com/kim_kardashian.html

  2. Watt 04/26/2010 08:44

    TOO EARLY BREND_N! TOO EARLY!

  3. Chicago_animal 04/26/2010 08:50

    Not a surprise as that’s what happens when a white girl gets involved with a blackie

  4. Lord Helmet 04/26/2010 08:51

    -”He allegedly showed naked pictures of one of Kim’s sisters to her father, branding the siblings ‘whores’ ”

    he had them pegged early on.

    Brenda is up early today.

  5. Observer 04/26/2010 09:38

    I wonder how much Dad paid Damon for those pics….?

    …because I’ve got a Sacajawea coin just BURNING a hole in my pocket……

    ….call me, Damon….

  6. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 04/26/2010 09:39

    so glad there was a 15 photo gallery to go along with this post…

  7. Tony 04/26/2010 09:42

    So Brandon, when exactly did you make the transition of saying she looked like a goat to saying she was hot?

  8. Tony 04/26/2010 09:43

    And I had to deliberately misspell your name because like a pussy, you filter out all posts that have your name in them.

  9. Shabby 04/26/2010 10:09

    So she went from being a “goat” a year ago to a “perfect little angel” now? Jeez man, this site USED to rule. I literally created this site profile just to point out how incredibly lame it is NOW.

  10. RangerLG 04/26/2010 10:24

    I thought Kim liked it rough.

  11. huge-quickly-bye 04/26/2010 10:29

    I want to punch her in the face.

  12. kayekaye 04/26/2010 10:42

    ditto on the whole “creating a wttd site profile just to say how LAME you are for suddenly drooling all over kim kardashian.” you’re like jason patric in that heroin movie when he got in too deep and started thinking like the people he was supposed to be busting. step up you pussy!

    oh wait shit who wins I just signed up for this stupid fucking website.

  13. LittleSpaceMonkey 04/26/2010 10:43

    Take a look at the bottom of the page at the list of publishers. That is why she’s hot. Haha. She can afford it. I don’t care. She does have nice boobs. Way too much bad plastic surgery on her face.

  14. kayekaye 04/26/2010 11:54

    p.s. I’ve never wanted to use my flip video thing as much as I do now. kim kardashian might be a dumbass, but that guy damon deserves every punch he gets. also, since i’m a girl, does a girl punching damon get double tyler dollars?

  15. Squabbler 04/26/2010 13:17

    You can shower Ms. Kardashian with all of the (undeserved) love you want, Mr. Blogger, but from my best information, you don’t have chance. Cracker.

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  17. Conal 04/26/2010 17:18

    Man this site has really gone downhill. Mocking SALAJ and the knockoff jordans are more entertaining then Brandons posts .

  18. Calicojack 04/26/2010 17:53

    Wow your first post back and its of this ugly bitch.

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  20. BALLSY 04/26/2010 19:35

    He shoulda killed her!

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