Both Paris Hilton and Kristin Cavallari hosted pool parties in Vegas this weekend, and Kristin was prolly paid less than Paris which is insanity because Kristin looked fantastic. Her ass and legs are incredible. I can barely believe my eyes. When the hell did this happen? Has she always been this hot? I don't want to point fingers, but did you know about this?
I knew it. And yet you said nothing. You've just made yourself a powerful new enemy, my friend.