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April 2, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
You know the phrase “falling down drunk”? Well that came about because drunk people fall down a lot.
In other news, Lindsay Lohan was out again last night and for the third time in two weeks, fell on her ass as she left a party. Apparently she can only remain upright for a few minutes at a time these days before collapsing into a heap as if someone magically removed all her bones.
But before anyone becomes overly critical, if you were hallucinating and saw giant spiders just off in the distance, waiting for you in the shadows, you’d be pretty disorientated too.