lindsay is a degenerate and should be arrested

Just yesterday someone sent me an email to suggest one reason why Lindsay Lohan is never seen without her Parliament cigarettes.

Parliaments are one of the only cigarettes that offer a reservoir tip at the end of the filter (making them ) a hot item within the world of cocaine, because they like to put a little bump of powder into the tip, and then do whatever degenerate drug users do after that.

Lindsay is well known to trick everyone around by “hiding” vodka in a water bottle, so it’s 100 percent believable that she would do the same with her beloved cocaine. So what can be done about this dumb bitch? Dr. Drew has a pretty awesome theory…

“If she were my daughter, I would pack her car full with illegal substances, send her on her way, call the police, and make sure she was arrested. I would make sure she was not allowed to get out of jail. I would then go to the judge and make sure she was ordered to a minimum of a three year sobriety program.”

And of course all the liberal pussies are complaining that Drews plan would, “put her at risk of being beaten or shot by the cops.” Oh no. Can’t have that.

I fucking hate drug addicts. Selfish cunts. Who gives a shit if they die. If this dumb bitch kills some innocent bystander, after everyone knew she was completely out of control and did nothing about it, I’m gonna lose my mind. I’d go to her arraignment and thrash around like a crazy monkey, yelling and screaming and flailing around, throwing anything I can grab and jumping up and down on a table.