michelle hunziker won easter

By brendon April 05, 2010 @ 9:47 AM


Jesus came back from the dead yesterday, but the real winners were the people on Miami Beach who got to see Swiss model and apparent godless heathen Michelle Hunziker in a bikini. A dumb Ed Hardy bikini, but when your body is this perfect it doesn’t matter what you wear as long as it fits like a tattoo. Just like when I do the stairmaster at the gym in my red and white lycra singlet.

(image source = splash news online)

(46) Comments

  1. avatar
    pepper 04/05/2010 09:49

    nice tight little boy’s ass…..I’d hit it!!!

  2. avatar
    SALAJ 04/05/2010 09:50

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  3. avatar
    DB's Treasure 04/05/2010 09:53

    Who the hell is this broad? She looks like Paris Hilton in the face, just without the wonky eye. No matter, I’d still fuck her so hard on that beach I’d send her rocketing past the horizon.

  4. avatar
    pepper 04/05/2010 09:54

    DB…..you better watch out…Rangers might just leave you guys out!!!

  5. avatar
    tinasat 04/05/2010 09:55

    watch her top less photos


  6. avatar
    DB's Treasure 04/05/2010 09:56

    Pepper, indeed. These last 3 games are all a must win. With the Thrashers on our heels the past couple of weeks, I forgot about the Rangers entirely.

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    DB's Treasure 04/05/2010 09:56




  8. avatar
    pepper 04/05/2010 09:58

    I forgot all about the Rangers as well….until Zombie pointed them out……I believe the Rangers don’t belong in the playoffs……but…we will see.

  9. avatar
    pepper 04/05/2010 10:00

    Time for porn…spankwire…here I cum!!
    *grabs paper towels and goes to the bathroom*

  10. avatar
    Rokan 04/05/2010 10:01

    I’ve got a dookie in the chute.

  11. avatar
    Watt 04/05/2010 10:01

    I just slipped on a puddle of my own drool

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    Tom Foolery 04/05/2010 10:01

    Can’t beat a good old fashion barbwire tattoo, DB I don’t know anyone that enjoys peeps when they get older. We all had those things shoved down our throats growing up and now I hate them with a passion, sugar coated marshmallows with soul less brown beady eyes forever passing judgment. When I become dictator of the world I’m outlawing peeps

  13. avatar
    DB's Treasure 04/05/2010 10:01

    Rangers won’t do dick in the playoffs if they make it.

  14. avatar
    Watt 04/05/2010 10:05

    When deebs becomes world Dictator we will have Booty Meat Mondays

  15. avatar
    Rokan 04/05/2010 10:09


    You’re welcome for the gift the WIngs gave you homos yesterday. We’ve only dropped 1 game in the last 11-12, so Merry fucking Christmas.

  16. avatar
    Tom Foolery 04/05/2010 10:14

    Following Stiff Silk Sock Sundays?

  17. avatar
    pepper 04/05/2010 10:17

    I feel so much better now…..
    ….DB..I agree..the Rangers will be eliminated right away….
    Rokan..Fuck the Red Wings………Let’s go Red Soxs

  18. avatar
    DB's Treasure 04/05/2010 10:18

    Tom, I’ve never liked peeps. In fact, there’s very little Easter candy I do enjoy. I’m not a big chocolate lover, and the peeps suck ass.

    Watt, I like that idea very much.

    Rokan, I missed the game and forgot to DVR it like a dumbass. I watched the highlights and they were great. Carcillo had a strong game coming back from his suspension.

  19. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 04/05/2010 10:20

    We should have a day every week where on here we post for our avi our current fav pornstar.

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    Rokan 04/05/2010 10:21


    like the Flyers, so I don’t mind that we gave them a little help. Fact is, its going to be up to the Caps to take the Penguins out in the East. No one else is up to it.

    And on another note . . . . Play Ball!!!!

    Great game last night. I thought the Yanks were going to just walk away with it.

    Pepper, get a tv, so you even know what’s going on.

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