KICK ASS - essentially tied for first place at the weekend box office, an impressive accomplishment for a hard R movie about little kids and Nic Cage. I didn’t see it though. I’ll wait until it comes out on VHS. What am I, made out of money? (variety)
PEOPLE WHO READ TYLER - are helpful. That’s why they’re part of this 2010 Porsche Boxter contest thing as part of some leukemia thing (note - they’re against it). They should just call leukemia “blood cancer”. That sounds way worse, and would scare the shit out of everyone so they would give lots of money. Blood cancer sounds horrifying, like some scifi disease in a movie about monsters from outer space. (contest)
ANNALYNNE MCCORD - was her typical, sex-kitteny little self this weekend in Hermosa Beach (she even made out with her sister). Unfortunately, when I went to edit over her vagina in a few pictures and make the page more family friendly, my computer accidentally cropped and highlighted her vagina, then saved and posted the pictures. I should probably have a technician look at it or something. Crazy computer. Crazy crazy crazy. Always highlighting vaginas. (fame)
NIcely done
Thankfully what McCord lacks in attractiveness, she makes up for in sluttiness. Fuck!
Pooooooooooooon.
Anyone know where I can find a dating site full of wealthy individuals? ;)
wait wait wait. In the “bent over” pic…is it just me….or does it look like…..a lil bit of…
…either she has serious tucked in beef curtains, or that is a tucked behind penis…..
Almost thought it was Kesha for some reason, my bad.
her tampon must be itchy…
Fuck the car..I’ll take the cash!!!
I have this urge to go deep with my yellow submarine.
Toe.
maybe it’s just her tampon falling out. That happens sometimes you know…
2010 Porsche Boxter contest = histerrical. I literally almost shit myself laughing when i read that.
hysterical too.
DDM..it would be a nice upgrade for Zombie.
“was her typical, sex-kitteny….”
Don’t you mean, “was her typical horse faced, flat chested over rated talentless, manufactured d-list celebrity attention whoring self this weekend at hermosa beach.”
Fixed.
So who’s next up on the paid for posts on durden today?
good afternoon pepper, how’s the city treating you today?
meat plow
I still think she’s way too goddamn skinny, but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t stick it in her slit.
COLDDDD!!!
oh i’d hit it. I can assure you it would be a “hate fuck” though.
nothing hatefull about that i promise you!