Esquire magazine has come out with their ‘Women We Love’ issue, with fatty Christina Hendricks on the cover as the ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’, and at one point they have a 75 Greatest Women Of All Time list. For Karen Allen (yes, Karen Allen), they write
Animal House! Raiders of the Lost Ark! Our nine- and twenty-two-year-old selves just fell in love all over again.
‘Raiders’ came out in 1981. So the person writing this is 51 years old. It’s no wonder this magazine is so cool and hip. This list, composed mostly of the writer naming strange women he’d like to fuck, couldn’t be any creeepier unless it was called 75 Women Whose Hair I’d Like to Stroke Before I Eat Them Because They’re All Godless Whores.
Sounds like a goddamned south american jungle in here. Crickets chirping, fucking sun lamps.
Shes hot, and not fat.fuck you.
Steff, you need to learn to tell people to “fuck off” and let them do that kind of crap to you.
Relevant!
You said you went cow tipping I’d like to see you push over a cow! I don’t care how many miles you log you ain’t pushin Betsy over
“and NOT let them”
TITS- ‘Im a nice girl who does favors. It was someones boyfriend who went to jail so I now own a bearded dragon. He’s nice but expensive.
Thanks for coming pepper you have to be my fav but you must admit you have never pushed a cow over
…ah… I guess I am more cutthroat than most people then… I tend to cut loose people who engage in activities that could lead them to jail time.
I am not a patient or sympathetic person: if you act a fool, you’re on your own.
He had lent me a generous sum of money and used to drive me to a far commute in the downtown core. I felt obliged to be nice. And the jail thing was like for unpaid fines or some stupidity. A very conservative gentleman. Not laissez-faire. Im off to Austin in a few weeks, if he doesnt retrieve the reptile in question then I’m selling him.
I see, a complicated situation.
Fortunately I have been able to control my own destiny and have not had to come into the debt of others.
Watch yourself down there in Austin, there are quite a few unwashed hippies who have taken up residence in that city.
You make me feel bad. My only explanation can be that I am young, foolish and under 25. So these situations seem to find me. When I’m older and jaded I’ll be less friendly, I promise.
What’s the threat of an unwashed hippie? They might make me listen to some Grateful Dead? I am NOT a fan. I would think that they will supply me with the drugs. I’m very worried about getting caught in the U.S with pot.
I can’t read all that.
Just give me the summary.
Was any of it interesting?
Tony,
My vision is a little blurry I thought you said, “unwashed nipples.”
Duckbatter,
How can Pepper be your favorite?
He’s only 18″ tall.
Smaller than I? Sexy. I could overwhelm with my giant dick.
Peeper is my fav because he posts great fuckin links. he’s still a total vag but he is the linkabater….is that acceptable or is it mastalinker?
I meant to say good night masta’s round here youn’s get what youn’s want
tie……. two greatest dick sucking mo’s on the sight pepper &rockan tambien (even threw in the spanish for the beans)….zombie please don’t yell at me!
Duckbatter,
The scary thing is, that I think you meant that as a compliment.
Fatty? She’s way hot. I’d push my own father down a flight of stairs to spend an hour with those fantastic tits