oh stfu esquire

By brendon April 20, 2010 @ 5:34 PM


Esquire magazine has come out with their ‘Women We Love’ issue, with fatty Christina Hendricks on the cover as the ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’, and at one point they have a 75 Greatest Women Of All Time list. For Karen Allen (yes, Karen Allen), they write

Animal House! Raiders of the Lost Ark! Our nine- and twenty-two-year-old selves just fell in love all over again.

‘Raiders’ came out in 1981. So the person writing this is 51 years old. It’s no wonder this magazine is so cool and hip. This list, composed mostly of the writer naming strange women he’d like to fuck, couldn’t be any creeepier unless it was called 75 Women Whose Hair I’d Like to Stroke Before I Eat Them Because They’re All Godless Whores.

(233) Comments

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    duckbutter 04/21/2010 01:36

    officially a compliment! well done harry fuck.

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    duckbutter 04/21/2010 01:38

    is it hairy? or harry? or strong beer and weed? fuck this I’m out

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    RemSteale 04/21/2010 04:23

    The writer thinks that is “fatty”.

    How fucking gay are you??

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    myocardial encephalogram 04/21/2010 06:50

    So glad Isabel made 14.


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    oy 04/21/2010 08:39

    ummmmmm that’s one delicious woman!
    hate to see her after her offspring but man, fat at the right places! bam!

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    Rokan 04/21/2010 08:41


    Ma! We need some meatloaf out here!!

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    RemSteale 04/21/2010 09:00

    New up. Ugghhh

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    TengoWood 04/21/2010 11:28

    I had nothing to do with the decline of Western Civilization and this here site. That is all.

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    lilypads 04/21/2010 17:03

    Fatty? Seriously? Fuck you, dude.

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    Davad 04/21/2010 17:17

    That is what a real woman looks like you moron. These anorexic lollipop head actresses are disgusting. The deeper the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’. Besides, the Mad Men women are told not to drop weight so that they will look more lush, like the women of that era tended to do.

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    Matt02 04/21/2010 19:01

    Huge tits and wide hips≠ fat. Her ass is round, her tits aren’t saggy and she has no gut to speak of. Hendricks is a boiling sexpot of curvy awesomeness.

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    miketpt 04/22/2010 08:55

    Glad Yoko Ono made the list……..

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