Esquire magazine has come out with their ‘Women We Love’ issue, with fatty Christina Hendricks on the cover as the ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’, and at one point they have a 75 Greatest Women Of All Time list. For Karen Allen (yes, Karen Allen), they write
Animal House! Raiders of the Lost Ark! Our nine- and twenty-two-year-old selves just fell in love all over again.
‘Raiders’ came out in 1981. So the person writing this is 51 years old. It’s no wonder this magazine is so cool and hip. This list, composed mostly of the writer naming strange women he’d like to fuck, couldn’t be any creeepier unless it was called 75 Women Whose Hair I’d Like to Stroke Before I Eat Them Because They’re All Godless Whores.
I blame Senor Zombie and his mustache.
A magical land of mirth, wit and laughter. Run by a handsome prince.
It’s like Santa’s work shop at the North Pole, only less real.
hey someone,
if you were 16 again what would you do to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_YR4dKArgo
Hawt,
She need a good worming by a licensed professional.
Zombie is the man behind the curtain.
Fuck Gomez…
I have my count down calendar set for the Jennette McCurdy playboy spread.
HEEE HAWWWW!
The Dean’s powers of Observation are keen.
I wish I new what you guys were talking about.
chubby is Out!
These aren’t the droids you are looking for
Why is everyone so angry. What did I miss?
Haha, not bad. At least it’s not our daily dose of Kim Kardashian’s Twatter feed.
yesssirrr
back in the day I would have given her the best minute and a half hump fest she ever had
then id go home and jerk off to the thought of geeking on her titties
and dude jennette…..? :/
girls definitely got a mondo bush
Barb, the puppets have killed the master and are running amuck
Barb, Every once in a while shit just hits the fan around here, like the top blows off of the nut-house.
Today was one of those days.
But if all the regs didn’t go into the fucking fetal position, we would just talk right over them.
Bunch of bullshit
I’m going to dinner.
I just scrolled through the whole list and Traci Lords wasn’t on it. I call bullshit.
WAAHHHHHH
Let’s all watch the Wookiee cry.
I’ll show you my penis if it will cheer you up.
Yoko Ono is great! She broke up the Beatles right before they got shitty.
If Chrissie Hynde isn’t on there, that list can go fuck itself.