oh stfu esquire

By brendon April 20, 2010 @ 5:34 PM


Esquire magazine has come out with their ‘Women We Love’ issue, with fatty Christina Hendricks on the cover as the ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’, and at one point they have a 75 Greatest Women Of All Time list. For Karen Allen (yes, Karen Allen), they write

Animal House! Raiders of the Lost Ark! Our nine- and twenty-two-year-old selves just fell in love all over again.

‘Raiders’ came out in 1981. So the person writing this is 51 years old. It’s no wonder this magazine is so cool and hip. This list, composed mostly of the writer naming strange women he’d like to fuck, couldn’t be any creeepier unless it was called 75 Women Whose Hair I’d Like to Stroke Before I Eat Them Because They’re All Godless Whores.


(232) Comments

  1. Rokan 04/20/2010 18:44


    Go fuck yourself.

  2. ohmwrecker 04/20/2010 18:47

    There she is. Never mind.

  3. duckbutter 04/20/2010 18:47

    Raiders of the lost ark was a kick ass movie but I have no idea who this chick is. And, I’m still pissed at yoko fuck her!

  4. hawt lunch 04/20/2010 18:47

    who the fuck is sappho and why do olden day european women always look like birds

  5. GodDestroyer 04/20/2010 18:47

    You’re a queer, but your last sentence made me lol.

  6. Barbarella 04/20/2010 18:49

    I didn’t bother reading the post. I just looked at the picture.

    She’s hot…

  7. SCUM 04/20/2010 18:53

    Barb, you just dumped the boyfriend right?

  8. ohmwrecker 04/20/2010 18:54


  9. duckbutter 04/20/2010 18:54

    oh Karen Allen is the one in Raiders

  10. Tony 04/20/2010 18:56

    Jessica Fucking Rabbit?

  11. Barbarella 04/20/2010 18:57

    Scum… yes.

  12. loganwest 04/20/2010 18:59

    This list should be called “75 Greatest Women that Women won’t hate us for Loving.” A 75 greatest women list without Megan Fox means we’re pandering to the women around us. This is a list for that guy that hangs out with the feminists and tries to convince them that he’s all for the cause. This is the worst kind of list of lies.

  13. SCUM 04/20/2010 19:00

    SWEEEEET, when are you coming to The City?

  14. Observer 04/20/2010 19:00

    Karen Allen has nice tits and a cute little as……

    …..25 years ago…..but still……better than most here….

  15. SCUM 04/20/2010 19:01

    loganwest speaks the truth.

  16. Observer 04/20/2010 19:01

    I have NO IDEA who else is on the list…….

    ….but dollars to donuts…….I’d shag the lot of ‘em……

  17. Barbarella 04/20/2010 19:02

    Haha not sure… I never really head out there anymore.

    I’ve been busy making him my bitch the past few weeks tho…

  18. Dean Wormer 04/20/2010 19:03

    Ob’s, there is a lot of DARK people on that list.

  19. Dean Wormer 04/20/2010 19:04

    Next time you are in town I will buy you a drink Barb.

  20. Observer 04/20/2010 19:05

    Dean Wormer…..

    ….I’d fuck Halle Berry……

    …if she could pick cotton fast enough…..

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