Esquire magazine has come out with their ‘Women We Love’ issue, with fatty Christina Hendricks on the cover as the ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’, and at one point they have a 75 Greatest Women Of All Time list. For Karen Allen (yes, Karen Allen), they write
Animal House! Raiders of the Lost Ark! Our nine- and twenty-two-year-old selves just fell in love all over again.
‘Raiders’ came out in 1981. So the person writing this is 51 years old. It’s no wonder this magazine is so cool and hip. This list, composed mostly of the writer naming strange women he’d like to fuck, couldn’t be any creeepier unless it was called 75 Women Whose Hair I’d Like to Stroke Before I Eat Them Because They’re All Godless Whores.
Mike,
Go fuck yourself.
There she is. Never mind.
Raiders of the lost ark was a kick ass movie but I have no idea who this chick is. And, I’m still pissed at yoko fuck her!
who the fuck is sappho and why do olden day european women always look like birds
You’re a queer, but your last sentence made me lol.
I didn’t bother reading the post. I just looked at the picture.
She’s hot…
Barb, you just dumped the boyfriend right?
Boing!
oh Karen Allen is the one in Raiders
Jessica Fucking Rabbit?
Scum… yes.
This list should be called “75 Greatest Women that Women won’t hate us for Loving.” A 75 greatest women list without Megan Fox means we’re pandering to the women around us. This is a list for that guy that hangs out with the feminists and tries to convince them that he’s all for the cause. This is the worst kind of list of lies.
SWEEEEET, when are you coming to The City?
Karen Allen has nice tits and a cute little as……
…..25 years ago…..but still……better than most here….
loganwest speaks the truth.
I have NO IDEA who else is on the list…….
….but dollars to donuts…….I’d shag the lot of ‘em……
Haha not sure… I never really head out there anymore.
I’ve been busy making him my bitch the past few weeks tho…
Ob’s, there is a lot of DARK people on that list.
Next time you are in town I will buy you a drink Barb.
Dean Wormer…..
….I’d fuck Halle Berry……
…if she could pick cotton fast enough…..