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Esquire magazine has come out with their ‘Women We Love' issue, with fatty Christina Hendricks on the cover as the ‘Sexiest Woman Alive', and at one point they have a 75 Greatest Women Of All Time list. For Karen Allen (yes, Karen Allen), they write

Animal House! Raiders of the Lost Ark! Our nine- and twenty-two-year-old selves just fell in love all over again.

‘Raiders' came out in 1981. So the person writing this is 51 years old. It's no wonder this magazine is so cool and hip. This list, composed mostly of the writer naming strange women he'd like to fuck, couldn't be any creeepier unless it was called 75 Women Whose Hair I'd Like to Stroke Before I Eat Them Because They're All Godless Whores.

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