04.06.2010 sandra denies having a sex tape

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Sandra Bullock hasn’t said a word in public since the news broke about her husband whoring around, but the rumor of a sex tape - even though it’s the dumbest thing you’ll ever hear and the source is a fuckin idiot who clearly just makes things up - was enough to force her to make a statement.

“There is no sex tape,” she says in a statement to PEOPLE on Tuesday. “There never has been one and there never will be one.”
Until now, Bullock, 45, had not commented, remaining in seclusion since reports surfaced that James, 40, allegedly had cheated on her with at least four other women.
She spoke out in response to an online report that James possesses a graphic sex tape which he could possibly use as leverage in a divorce case.

‘Demolition Man’ came out in 1993, and ‘Speed’ was one year later. So Sandra Bullock has been really famous for almost 20 years. How many bad things have you ever heard about her? Total. I can’t think of one. Not one bad story or rumor in 20 years. Yet suddenly she’s a Nazi shoving guns up her ass? That sounds like 5 different rumors about 5 different people just crammed into one. There’s probably a longer version of this rumor where she pours AIDS into the water supply and works for the Men in Black.

(107) Comments

  1. Squabbler 04/06/2010 17:33

    I heard she cheated on her SAT.

  2. Observer 04/06/2010 17:33

    We ALL know there is a dirty dirty DIRTY little sex tape…..

  3. pepper 04/06/2010 17:34

    I have two…anyone care?

  4. Observer 04/06/2010 17:34

    The ONLY reason she stayed with such a “bad boy” is because he made her scream and cum like a banshee……

    ….he definitely taped it…..

  5. Squabbler 04/06/2010 17:35

    We ALL know there is a dirty dirty DIRTY little sex tape….

    If not, there soon will be one, probably called “Sandra Bullcock”

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  7. Observer 04/06/2010 17:35

    I keep two rolls of “sex tape” in the trunk of my car…..

  8. Tito's Anal Adventures 04/06/2010 17:37

    pepper, I have a sex tape as well. And nobody fucking cares.

  9. pepper 04/06/2010 17:37

    Next to the garbage bags and shovel?

  10. DB's Treasure 04/06/2010 17:38

    Something tells me I’d have a problem with watching myself have sex on film. So no sex tape here.

  11. pepper 04/06/2010 17:38

    if she did have a sex tape, I would watch it like this.
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  12. Tito's Anal Adventures 04/06/2010 17:39

    BTW shotgun up her ass, Nazis or not - I would cherish any kind of Sandra Bullock sextape

  13. Observer 04/06/2010 17:39

    Pepper…..

    ….everything is under the tarp and the kid’s soccer net….

  14. pepper 04/06/2010 17:39

    DB, would we laugh?

  15. Observer 04/06/2010 17:41

    Pepper…..

    …I’m with Deebs on that one………we saw his “tape” when he loaded it to YouTube…….

    ….and his dork in his avatar……

  16. pepper 04/06/2010 17:41

    Anyone watching tonight’s basketball game?
    I say Duke wins by one point…….Go Devils!!!!!

  17. Observer 04/06/2010 17:42

    I’ll bet three dates with EmilyG, Steffabulous, and Barbarella…….

    ….that Sandra Bullock is a filthy dirty screamer

  18. SCUM 04/06/2010 17:49

    Pepper, I thought you were a New York Liberty fan.

  19. pepper 04/06/2010 17:52

    SCUM….I love reading your gay jokes….specially since you live in the gayest city in the USA

  20. Watt 04/06/2010 17:55

    I’d vomit the first time I saw my afro balloon knot in high def.

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