With every move that Sandra Bullock makes under a microscope, you would think something as big as her filing for divorce would be picked up on immediately. Well you’d be wrong. So what do you have to say for yourself now, Mr. Perfect?
TMZ has learned Sandra Bullock filed for divorce in Travis County Court in Austin, Texas … and the reason it didn’t surface until now is because Sandra turned it into a puzzle.
The case was filed under Sandra’s initials — backwards … B.A.S.
Jesse James was also identified by his initials — J.J.G. Jesse’s middle name is Gregory.
Is that legal? It doesn’t seem like that would be legal. To just put any random combination of letters down and claim that’s you. If it is I’m gonna go marry some illegal alien and claim it’s really Megan Fox. “Juanita Morales” is actually Megan Fox. I figure it will take at least a year for the courts to sort everything out, and until then I’d legally be her husband. It’s not rape if you’re married. It’s a “domestic misunderstanding”.
The sure way to piss your Nazi husband off is to adopt a liver lipped porch monkey.
Marriage is financial rape in most cases, I feel like I personally know Bullock and James after this past month of daily updates.
She filed in Austin so she could marry Ohm, he like little pieces of coal.
Who gives a frog’s fat ass.
Rape is a myth……if you really really really wanted to fuck the chick in question……
<<<<< I feel like eating some dried apricots.
I’m pretty sure that most jurisdictions in the developed world don’t let you file court documents with initials; wouldn’t full legal name and any known aliases be the norm? Of course, we’re talking about Texas so …
then again, Sensei has wisdom
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great, just great. another post about poor old sandra and her cheating husband. can we please just go one day without posts about celebs? JUST POST SOME TITS! i dont know of any porn sites.
cute zombie, cute…..vrooooooooooooommmmmmm,,,,
Nothing says “lovin” like free shipping……
Mcgirl, you forgot to add “please stop recycling pics”. “If a thing’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right.”
DDM, check out Jaybee.
things to do today:
1) get on wwtdd
2) cry about everything i don’t like with the wwtdd site
3) go wash the corolla while reading wwtdd comments via cellphone
4) return home and resume crying about wwtdd
5) bump some rap music and pretend that it’s classic hip hop (while acting like a little bitch on wwtdd, of course)
Nice….
…a “faked” puppet war…..
i think someone is getting cranky about how long i’ve kept my avi maybe? i dunno.
I think it’s time to bring out the big guns……
http://erooups.com/img/img3/20100204/erotic/9/breast_in_flight_08.jpg
Too funny, you kids need to hug it out.
Well.. I was hungry till I saw scums avi.
oh then this is gonna ruin lunch for sure…