sarah jessica parker looks great

Sarah Jessica Parker is 45-years-old, but she looks better than ever! Of course that bar is pretty low because she’s alarmingly ugly and always has been. It would be like saying a turkey looks better than ever. Or a foot. But now people are worrying because she’s losing so much weight. To film ‘Sex and the City 2’, she went from a size 4 to a size 0, and now she’s getting even skinnier. The Daily Mail says…

The 45-year-old’s usually toned arms were replaced by sinewy arms and bulging veins as she walked her son to school.
Despite her busy lifestyle, friends of the star are claiming she has become ‘obsessed’ with dieting and gym, leading her to drop even more pounds.
The 5ft 3in star is said to have dropped from 7 1/2 stone (105 pounds) to  6 1/2 stone (91 pounds)

It may or may not be legal to kill people who they look like they already died, I don’t know, I’m not a lawyer, but if it is, I’ll just roll up in court with these pictures. And when the judge says, “why did you do it,” I’ll walk over to the jury with a picture behind my back and say, “Because your honor, Sarah Jessica Parker … was a Werewolf!”

And I’ll whip the picture out and everyone will gasp and the judge will bang his gavel demanding order. And then he’ll look at the picture and say, “Werewolf? Don’t you mean Zombie.” And I’ll say, “whatever. What am I, the monster detective? She looked like something.”