things are getting worse with tiger and elin

Tiger Woods isn’t playing especially well at the Masters today, tied for 29th after the first 7 holes (although in reality just 5 shots off the lead), yet this still might be the best day he’s had in quite some time. At least his wife isn’t yelling at him for once. Radar says…

The golfer’s headline-making return to the Masters has come at a steep personal cost – his wife is furious and their marriage is getting worse not better says a source who knows both of them.
“There’s a reason why Elin didn’t go to the tournament and it’s simple,” the source told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “She thinks he’s breaking his promise to her by returning to golf so soon. And as every day goes by she gets a little angrier.”
The couple fought about his golf return a few weeks ago when he first told Elin, the source revealed. “And since then she has been ice cold to him,” the source said.

It was back in December that Tiger said, “After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.” Elin probably thought “indefinite” meant more than 3 months. If so then this is all her fault. Maybe the Snow Princess should learn some god damn English or get out of America. These people, you know, they sneak in here, and they don’t even learn English.

MASTERS UPDATE – okay well then he closed out the front nine with an Eagle and a Birdie, so now he’s 3 under. Thanks for screwing up my intro. Selfish prick.