Tiger Woods has a new commercial for Nike, set to air during the Masters starting tomorrow, and it’s a simple black and white shot of Tiger while his (dead) dad does a voice over.
It’s a good ad, but if you have a friend who’s really stoned you can ask him how is Tiger talking without moving his lips, or even better pretend like you don’t hear any voices, and watch him freak out.
My friend told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s where many highly successful people are in search of someone for a quality relationship in their life, the same as you:)
My first Durden post. Let it be to say fuck you Salaj.
“You gonna whore me out throughout my lost childhood? Well, I am whoring you out from the grave. Thanks womanizing alky dad. I would write ‘Mommie Dearest’ as a graveside fuck you, but it’s been done.”
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2010/03/tiger-woodss-inconvenient-women.html
‘Tiger’s late father, Earl, was a womanizer, and one insider tells Seal that he was a heavy drinker as well. The person recounts sitting next to him at an awards dinner: “Everybody was in coat and tie, and Earl’s sitting there in these little hot pants—short-shorts—and a golf shirt, and he’s got a big old vodka gimlet going and a cigarette burning, and he’s sound asleep, just hammered, shitfaced. And the announcer says, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, Earl Woods!’ And he jumped up, spilled his drink all over the front of his shirt.… And he gets up there at the podium and starts talking psychobabble.”’
Guess what, I just found he have a profile on a dating site for celebrities and millionaires _______http://www.Wealthybeauty.com______ . How cool is this.
lulzy. I give him 7 months before he gets caught with an ugly blonde again.
Salaj vs. Lawrenceyoung. Who would win?
What the fuck is going on around here?
i refuse to post on tiger/lilo/KURDashian posts, etc….
Oy,
Principles will get you no where in life.
What are these principles you speak of… or is it principals?
I’m not giving this president 33 seconds of my time….instead, I want to say to duckbutter..Better luck next time………I LOL.
Hi Rusty…did you miss me?
I just got home and My wife was using that little electric pump to get the milk out from her breasts……..because I am a sick man..and I like me that way, when she is finished with it, …I think I will use it on my cock and see if it works…..
Pepper,
Were you wearing a helmet when you hit your head?
Sup, Tony?
Hey Rok, not much going on here. It snowed this morning and then it melted… bummer.
90° here today.
Evening, boys.
TITS is here waiting for STEFF…they have a date…
‘Course that’s 90° F
For our Canadian friends you’d divide by 12, then multiply by 1/3, subtract 18 and add 4. Comes to 347°
Ssnake…how is your woman doing?
Actually, no date, Steff’s not my type. She’s in a foreign country, and I prefer blonds… like the one I started seeing recently.
She’s getting better, Pepper. Still no weight on teh foot, but she’s not in pain anymore. Two more weeks to the walking cast.