tuesday morning headlines

JOSLYN JAMES – is the porn star who thought she was in ‘Pretty Woman’ and she and Tiger Woods were gonna go to the polo match hand in hand. She “retired” from porn to hold press conferences to cry a lot and demand respect, but now she’s going back to porn. Mission accomplished! (nypost)

AUDRINA PATRIDGE – may have broken up with Ryan Cabrera this weekend after they had a fight in Vegas. “This is so typical of Ryan”, is what I might say if I had any idea who the fuck that was. (page six)

KE$HA – has a terrible body, so naturally she wore a zebra-striped catsuit for a concert in Palm Springs. Either that or it was a black catsuit that she was too fat for and now it’s ripping apart. (the sun)

GANJA GIRLS – isn’t relevant to be honest with you, but pictures of hot girls in their underwear getting high is oddly fascinating. If Northern California ever became it’s own state, they should use this picture for their state flag. I would totally move there. (how to grow bud)