Madonna of course stole adopted a little girl from Malawai last year, and this week the two of them returned for the groundbreaking of a new school for girls. Madonna is bankrolling most of this, but please don’t think that stopped her from looking like an elitist old cunt for even one day.
The average person in Malawai makes $160 a year, so maybe it was insensitive to wear 1000 dollar boots to christen a villages well. Her first clue should have been that they have a fucking well. If you’re someplace with a well, that place sucks.
And she wore a pair of 300 dollar sunglasses. Oh I’m sorry, two pair. From a new line of sunglasses that will be out in May called MDG. The ‘D’ stands for ‘Dolce’. The “G” stands for ‘Gabbana’. Now try and guess who the ‘M’ stands for. Hurry up and guess because I’m no good with secrets.
But I wasn’t there, I don’t know for sure. Maybe they thought her 5,000 dollar watch was neat. Maybe they were smiling and happy to see oh never mind.
(Have you guessed yet? It’s Madonna! The ‘M’ stands for ‘Madonna’.)
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Those are thousand-dollar boots?
Meh.
you spent money on a 16 page gallery of modonna? REALLLY!!?!?!??!!??!?! You guys need to fire your accountant asap.
Looks like MaleBoyShaunDeWet found a new modeling gig for the “New cool” pants…
can’t one of those little kids bite her and give her aids or malaria please?
This is my complete statement on this issue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06kXXJUddHQ&feature=related
Looks like Kate Winslet w/o the shades on.
interesting, because Kate actually is English, unlike this insufferable narcissistic cunt, who just pretends she’s English. Stupid cunt even puts on an accent.
What in the hell did Guy Richie ever see in this lump of shit?
Fuck Madge, fuck her right in the goat ass!
let me get this right, Jenny McCarthy, an annoying, yet still highly fuckable woman who’s been in playboy several times, gets no gallery, just a shot of her and Jim walking hand in hand on the beach from 3 years ago, but Madonna gets a 16 page spread of her old, medically manipulated ass in Africa? Where is the logic with this?
Kate Winslet isn’t a gap-toothed bitch with a furry face, though.
Are those kids wearing white clothes so they can be seen at night without smiling?
I think Madonna is the white one….
Hey Rokan, Detective Pepper is still convinced you and I are the same person. He’s so smart isnt he?
If i see anyone wearing MDG sunglasses, im going to throw whatever is in my had at the moment, at their face. Madonna does not make genuine draft sunglasses.
No no Pepper, Rusty is the one with the 10 inch cock….get it right.
wait, what?
Nice to see things returning to normal.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Tell me she doesn’t look like a fucking witch in this picture…
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/04/which-one-is-madonna/madfp_4798649_barm_madonna_040510/
the cheek implants were a bad choice. and that jaw, christ it makes sjp look normal. almost.