which one is madonna?

April 7, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Madonna of course stole adopted a little girl from Malawai last year, and this week the two of them returned for the groundbreaking of a new school for girls. Madonna is bankrolling most of this, but please don’t think that stopped her from looking like an elitist old cunt for even one day.

The average person in Malawai makes $160 a year, so maybe it was insensitive to wear 1000 dollar boots to christen a villages well. Her first clue should have been that they have a fucking well. If you’re someplace with a well, that place sucks.

And she wore a pair of 300 dollar sunglasses. Oh I’m sorry, two pair. From a new line of sunglasses that will be out in May called MDG. The ‘D’ stands for ‘Dolce’. The “G” stands for ‘Gabbana’. Now try and guess who the ‘M’ stands for. Hurry up and guess because I’m no good with secrets.

But I wasn’t there, I don’t know for sure. Maybe they thought her 5,000 dollar watch was neat. Maybe they were smiling and happy to see oh never mind.

(Have you guessed yet? It’s Madonna! The ‘M’ stands for ‘Madonna’.)

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