afternoon headlines

By brendon May 12, 2010 @ 4:08 PM


ROBERT PATTINSON - seems pretty cool to be honest with you. And yesterday he proved it again by showing up at a fans house to say hi. He posed for pictures with everyone and the girl was real happy. Then he played a ‘Get Up Kids’ record and told her butterflies make him cry and she completely came in her pants. (la times)

THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS - better hope host Aziz Ansari does 90 minutes of standup because the list of nominees is fucking terrible. (mtv)

BRITNEY SPEARS - fired her agent. Who is also her boyfriend. So this way there won’t be any weird conflict. Like, she won’t have to fire him one day, for example. I’m not gonna lie, her plan has a few holes in it. (the sun)

EMMA WATSON - is not the topless girl in this picture. Her agent says it’s an obvious photoshop and he’s right. He also said you were adopted because your birth parents hated you. Sry. :( (the sun)

(184) Comments

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    BarbareIIa 05/12/2010 16:09

    Guess whooooo!

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    BarbareIIa 05/12/2010 16:09


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    BarbareIIa 05/12/2010 16:10

    You can stand under my barbarella ella ella aye aye aye!

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    BarbareIIa 05/12/2010 16:12

    I’m wanted I’m hot, I’m everything you’re not
    Who am I just guess, guys wanna touch my chest!
    I’m Barb!

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    D. Znuts 05/12/2010 16:14

    Ooooh who is it that always does the posting 10 times in a row after first thing?!? Closing the case…

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/12/2010 16:15

    Robert Pattinson = gay post.
    Plug for MTV movie awards = transparent.
    Megan = plugged attention whore #5,605,764 with bolt ons.
    Britney Spears = No one cares.
    Emma Watson = non-story.

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    Barbarella 05/12/2010 16:16

    I actually have… once yesterday and then once a few months ago. That must have been a big deal to some. Competition perhaps?

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    D. Znuts 05/12/2010 16:20

    SCUM, pepper, and Rokan have all done it in the past couple days… yeah that isn’t helping my case. Maybe you’re all the same fucking person. Am I the only one who’s real?!?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!



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    SuperB 05/12/2010 16:21

    My lord….if we are going this route can we bring back CB007 and fake Prick too?

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    pepper 05/12/2010 16:21

    SCUM, get a life!

    so now we have mini who has cute names for everyone
    ……….I’m going to be sick!

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    D. Znuts 05/12/2010 16:22

    Sup: There is no I in We. I don’t think this puppet shit is amusing.

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/12/2010 16:22

    To whoever is writing the site, please explain to me how “Megan” fits into this sites scope of internetting?

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    SCUM 05/12/2010 16:22

    I have only had two puppets DZ, and one of them was Docisback.

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    ohmwrecker 05/12/2010 16:22

    Scum does it sometimes.

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    pepper 05/12/2010 16:23

    ZNuts…done what?

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    D. Znuts 05/12/2010 16:23

    Settle down peppsie, have the kids been playing on your damn lawn again, ruining all the grass?

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    Pottz 05/12/2010 16:23

    My money is on Rokan.

    And I love those hot girls that “Read Tyler”.

    Bullshit. Br3nd0n, you’re gay.

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    D. Znuts 05/12/2010 16:23

    pepper: Getting the first post and then posting several times again before anyone else gets to it… I thought I’d made a huge break in the case, but alas, ’twas not to be.

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    pepper 05/12/2010 16:24

    who was the other?

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    SCUM 05/12/2010 16:24

    SCUM, get a life! What the fuck you talking about now Pepper.

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