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May 21, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments
Remember when Kevin Smith got kicked off Southwest Airlines for being a human jelly doughnut? That’s the kind of dude I’m always squeezed between on six-hour flights from hell. How does Macgruber handle travel stress?
He had to go to the emergency room once because he put a tube of Clearasil up his butt so he could clear airport security—apparently he had a lot of nasty blackheads on his back and shoulders but he already had too many liqids cuz he had a buttload of dark tanning oils in his carry-on.
That’s far more disgusting than helpful.
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