audrina patridge in a bikini

By brendon May 10, 2010 @ 3:05 PM

Audrina Patridge celebrates her birthday at Liquid Pool at Aria

Audrina Patridge hosted a pool party for her 25th birthday at Liquid in Vegas over the weekend, and they’re surprisingly boring considering they feature a girl with a hot body mostly naked. I seriously could have just right-clicked the description of these pictures, and then printed that, and they wouldn’t be any better or worse.

(source = wire image)

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(57) Comments

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    Rokan 05/10/2010 15:05

    I think I’m getting a boner

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    Rokan 05/10/2010 15:06

    Look at her little biscuit!!

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    Rokan 05/10/2010 15:07

    I would like to wear her ass as tennis visor

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    Rokan 05/10/2010 15:07

    I would pay to have my nose permanently grafted to her taint.

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    SCUM 05/10/2010 15:08

    I wonder if I could fit my feet up her ass and snatch at the same time.

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    Rokan 05/10/2010 15:08

    Sure, it would look silly when she went for a bike ride, but it would be worth it.

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    SCUM 05/10/2010 15:08

    Blocked at 4 you big dummy.

  8. avatar
    Rokan 05/10/2010 15:09

    Scum,

    I would gladly sell you to white-slavers just to smell her soiled panties.

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    RedRage 05/10/2010 15:10

    This cunt is a rectangle. Besides the big, fake tits she’s got the body of a prepubescent boy.

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    Rokan 05/10/2010 15:11

    I firmly believe that if this chick went into the woods and spread her open legs in the air, unicorns would materialize to drink the dewey nectar from her pussy.

  11. avatar
    Rokan 05/10/2010 15:11

    RedRage,

    So do you, but we don’t hold it against you.

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    SCUM 05/10/2010 15:11

    I have a Super Soaker she can pump, and it hold’s a lot of fluid.

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    SCUM 05/10/2010 15:12

    RR, did you ever find out who the redhead is?

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    oy 05/10/2010 15:14

    red rage – you sir have lost credibility of a female body connoisseur, due to your avi having 3 belly buttons…

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    RedRage 05/10/2010 15:16

    Rokan, you tried to hold “it” against me until I remembered the lesson my parents taught me. Say no, and go, and tell somebody. Thankfully there was an adult around to help me.

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    DuhDale 05/10/2010 15:16

    F+A+K+E boobs = Y-U-K.

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    Barbarella 05/10/2010 15:17

    Must go to gym now.

  18. avatar
    Rokan 05/10/2010 15:18

    STRANGER DANGER!!
    STRANGER DANGER!

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    oy 05/10/2010 15:21

    rokan – unicorns drinking from her vag….. priceless! she’s kinda cockeyed(pun intended) but nonetheless awesome!

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    Tom Foolery 05/10/2010 15:22

    They don’t make girls like this in Virginia

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