Celebs who adopt

After her husband dipped his wick into that Nazi stripper chick, Sandra Bullock immaculately conceived an adopted baby. Would MacGruber ever adopt a kid to ease his inner pain?

MacGruber tried to adopt a waitress from the Senor Frogs in Mazatlan a few years back—it was a green card situation—but it didn’t stick. Apparently, they don’t let you adopt chicks that are older than you. Like any smart man would do, he pulled a switcheroo—and the chick adopted him. He now has dual citizenship—US and Mazatlan.

That’s a long way to go for a piece of ass.

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