UFC president Dana White was on Opie and Anthony yesterday, and of course one topic that came up was the domestic abuse charges between Tito “the Huntington Beach Bad Boy” Ortiz and Jenna “the Crazy Drug Addict” Jameson.
If you don’t know, White and Ortiz don’t really like each other. At all. For example one time White apologized because advertising for an upcoming fight had Titos “big ugly gorilla face” on it.
Dana doesn’t really give a fuck, I guess is my point, and he certainly doesn’t give a fuck about Tito Ortiz. And yet not even he believes the claims Jameson made.
So that takes care of that. Maybe now Dana can figure out what to do with Anderson Silva. Make him fight Shogun. I’ve spent at least 200 dollars to watch Anderson in what appears to be Bruce Lee movies, where his opponents flail away and punch the air while Anderson casually ducks to the side. If you just watched the first round of an Anderson Silva fight, you’d think he’d killed a guy once and vowed to never throw another punch no matter what. It’s either that, or the 100 percent opposite, where Anderson just taunts the other guy like in a Bugs Bunny cartoon. He’s gone insane. Don’t be surprised if Anderson comes out one night in a big southern dress and holding a parasol, then hits his opponent in the face with a pie.
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I thought we were done with this asshole.
and by asshole, I mean SALAJ!
…..nice how both spammers are first! everyone at work it seems!
The first porno I actually had that featured a “name” was Flashpoint starring Jenna Jameson, in 1997 or something. I’d seen some ridiculously hardcore shit accidentally on satellite when I was 12 or 13 (I honestly didn’t even know titty-fucking was a possibility until I saw it on one of those porn channels… it took me like 30 seconds to figure out wtf I was looking at) but Jenna will always be the first “porn star” I “watched”. Ah, memories.
Every new post will now be a battle of the bots…tinasat vs SALAJ. May the best man…woman…unisex machine win!
It’s funny, even fucking SALAJ knew enough to stay away from this place for the past couple months. Even bots are like “fuck you bitch I got standards”.
tinasat 05/25/2010 16:41
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Even tinasat thinks Dana White is a little bitch.
What is going on here?
I swear to God someone’s making waffles … I know sometimes people having a stroke smell burnt toast. Does smelling waffles mean I have Alzheimer’s or something? I woke up with my clothes on a week ago but I think that was booze/exhaustion-related.
DZ: nice trip down mammory-lane!
Haha thanks Woods. It’s pretty strange how seeing some guy shaft a girls cleavage while she holds her titties together completely opens your mind to new possibilities. Your brain just instantly swallows it up and normalizes it though, it takes a split-second before titty-fucking becomes a completely pedestrian act and something that’s on the sexual menu from that point on.
The male brain’s capability to roll with the punches is pretty amazing.
I remember this one, had to be soon after ‘Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure’ came out, but it was called ‘Senor Pee Pee’s Big Adventure’ and this guy just put a small Mexican hat on his schlong and walked around with a great Mexican accent for it and banged awesome looking 80′s porn chicks.
Here’s a tremendous 80′s clip, move the ‘com’ over to paste:
http://www.spankwire. com/Aunt-Her-Neighbor-Fuck-Her-Nephew/video114988/
I firmly (hehe) believe that comedy + porno is a winning combination.
Slicken it up
i just had a convo with a black man about how titty fucking is romanticized in porn and not that great in person. i’m sure there will be disagreements on this.
Hahaha it’s always “with a black man” with you isn’t it Steff. Personally I’m not a racist so I don’t notice when someone is black.
LOL
What did he have to say about it? Did he agree that it’s romanticized or did he try and convince you to let him prove you wrong? Have you ever submitted to such an act, Steff?
It’s much better when it crosses the line to the chili dog.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chili%20dog
Titty fucking does nothing for me, but if a girl wants me to do it who am I to say no. That would be rude and I have better manners then that.
Yeah I dunno, I’ve only nailed 2 or 3 broads that were stacked enough to make it worth anyone’s time (I lived in Asia for 10 years, not a lot of DD’s over there, whattaya want…) and I didn’t try it out. I don’t see the point in making a new orifice out of perfectly good funbags when there are already 3 perfectly good orifices at my disposal.
As you say though SCUM, who am I to dissuade them if it’s something they want?