hermione is so f**kin sexy

By brendon May 05, 2010 @ 7:51 AM


Hermione attended the Costume Institute Gala Monday night in New York, and she looked all grown up in a sexy gown cut to show off her legs. And while we’re on the topic of splitting things up the middle and slots between a girls legs, I sure would like to fuck Emma Watson.

(25) Comments

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    Conal 05/05/2010 07:58

    That’s interesting, if by interesting you mean not interesting.

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    scottsunderwater 05/05/2010 08:03

    “I sure would like to fuck Emma Watson”

    I know she’s legal now but being with a girl like that would be like taking advantage of someone who is still a kid on many levels, has no life experience, nothing interesting to say about the world yet. There really just is no downside.

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    Kaiser 05/05/2010 08:21

    Agree, It’s kind of abuse to do her. But wait, fucking this little princess is like going to school again. So spread the legs you dirty slut.

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    Watt 05/05/2010 08:35


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    RemSteale 05/05/2010 08:40

    Much better avi Watt

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    Watt 05/05/2010 08:42

    my cock picture would be very appropriate for this thread

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    RemSteale 05/05/2010 08:45

    At least wait until some durdenistas show up

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    Sensei John Kreese 05/05/2010 08:49


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    Sensei John Kreese 05/05/2010 08:51

    Now we just need her to find the ‘right artsy role’ and show her ass in a movie.

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/05/2010 08:58

    look who got to work early today!!!
    oh, and I’d deff hit it.

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    SomeoneluvsU 05/05/2010 09:04

    She could ride my broomsti….awww fuckiit…Too damned early.

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    RemSteale 05/05/2010 09:05

    Probably wont be long Sensei, once the Potter films are finished she will be keen to ditch the Hermione label to avoid getting typecast, and the most effective way to do this after a goody two shoes role is to go nude

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    D. Znuts 05/05/2010 09:31

    Pretty early for first postings methinks no?

    I would definitely give this lass a good rogering, and then anally penetrate her in the bum, as the Brits say. Strange to see Emma Watson on the site though, she must have the same publicist as Kim Kardashian.

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 05/05/2010 09:31

    kardashians ex husband did an interview with intouch weekely. a source Br3ndon often quotes. $10 says we see that cut and pasted in form for here today. any takers?

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    RemSteale 05/05/2010 09:32

    We generally say arse D.Znuts.

    New up by the way

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    Olaf Metal 05/05/2010 10:30

    Give that bitch a sammich

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    slerby 05/05/2010 11:32

    snore. she’s completely average looking in every way. the 19? year old who lives up the street from me knocks the hot/sexy/want to fuck/ sense out of Emma in every way.

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    ess-bee 05/05/2010 11:37

    she’s so plain. i dont see the fuss.

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    CrappyCar 05/05/2010 12:21

    cute + young + rich = I’d cheat on her.

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    taz 05/05/2010 12:49

    she grew up just fine

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