05.28.2010 id like to hear what ashton kutcher has to say

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I’m not sure if my screencap of Ashtons tweet about Gary Coleman is legible, but his post was really touching…

“RIP Gary Coleman. I will always be a fan of keeping my name in the press by injecting myself into unrelated stories like the death of someone I didn’t know in hopes that Us or People will mention me in a ‘Hollywood reacts’ kind of thing. I could get some sweet publicity if they use my insincere statement. Cross your fingers everyone!”

NOTE - I’d like to point out that Andy San Dimas, pornstar, has had the most thoughtful celebrity tweet for Gary Coleman yet. Hollywood really is filled with complete fucking morons.

(34) Comments

  1. Barbarella 05/28/2010 18:21

    … booooring….

    I’d fuck Ashton tho.

  2. SCUM 05/28/2010 18:23

    Fuck Ashton, I would do Demi because she’s a dummy.

  3. Barbarella 05/28/2010 18:23

    I’m just that bored.

  4. SALAJ 05/28/2010 18:25

    Someone told me WealthyRomanceS-COM. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.

  5. D. Znuts 05/28/2010 18:25

    FUCK SALAJ.

    I wouldn’t fuck Ashton, trucker hats are so 2006.

  6. Barbarella 05/28/2010 18:26

    Salaj needs to put up a full face/titty avi before I’ll consider him/her.

  7. D. Znuts 05/28/2010 18:27

    Something tells me SALAJ is really hot, and possibly affluent.

  8. Barbarella 05/28/2010 18:30

    Salaj, will you hook me up with an attractive weathy man, who has at least a 8 inch weenie and likes to pound it at least twice a day? Pretty please?

    KTHXBYE.

    What the fuck is affluent? Haha

  9. D. Znuts 05/28/2010 18:32

    Affluent is what people are s e e k i n g when they go to SALAJ’s website.

  10. mercury 05/28/2010 18:35

    I so want to believe that Barbarella’s avatar is what Barbarell actually looks like

  11. D. Znuts 05/28/2010 18:38

    merc: Not her, but real Barb is certifiably hot, I stake my considerably reputation on it. ;)

  12. Barbarella 05/28/2010 18:40

    That’s Sophie Turner… my girl crush of the moment.

  13. SCUM 05/28/2010 18:43

    <<< This is what I look like Mercury.

  14. duckbutter 05/28/2010 18:45

    SALAJ is mini I tell ya

  15. Barbarella 05/28/2010 18:45

    DZ, you’re so sweet…

    I’m still not sending you noodz.

    Heh.

  16. readykilowatt 05/28/2010 18:45

    I’m sure all our thoughts are with Ashton in this most trying time… may he try harder to OD or die in a fire or (in a perfect world) BOTH.

  17. JRS2 05/28/2010 18:46

    So, let me get this straight. You don’t like the fact that Ashton made a tweet about Colemans death because you say he’s trying to get publicity. So, in reaction you waste a news post about Ashton’s tweet and giving him some publicity and drawing attention to his tweet.

    Makes sense.

  18. D. Znuts 05/28/2010 18:51

    WHY I OUGHTA…

    NOBODY WANTS YOUR DAMN NOODZ ANYWAY… :(

  19. D. Znuts 05/28/2010 19:01

    Why did Vanessa Sexyass Pussyhair Hudgens become the new up again? De ja vu?

  20. duckbutter 05/28/2010 19:02

    what the fuck just happened

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