kate moss is a close second

May 28, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Kate Moss and a guy with bigger tits than Kate Moss hung out on St Barts today, and as you can see it was a real delight for the senses. Actually the picture agency says the guy is “lover Jamie Hince”, though I’m not sure why they describe him that way. It might be because he’s so smooth. First he built a little sand penis on her stomach, then he smeared the sand over her and rubbed it into her skin.

If there’s one thing I know about women, it’s that they love having dirt and sand and broken glass ground into their skin, specifically real sensitive spots like their tits. They consider it a nice break from the other 23 hours of the day when they completely obsess over their skin. Maybe when she falls asleep you can shave her head too, genius.

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