Having one day to complete 3 court ordered alcohol education classes would be tough for anyone, even under normal circumstances, but an even bigger challenge would be if you went to another continent and never came back. It’s a big hurdle, one that Lindsay Lohan is not equipped to handle in even the slightest way.
As of 11am on the east coast, Lindsay is still in Cannes, which is 6 hours ahead. So it’s 5pm there. The good news is she’s probably not even awake yet, so this won’t be troubling her.
Lohan has been ordered to come to court because the judge has determined she has not complied with the terms of her probation. If Lindsay does not show tomorrow, the judge will issue a warrant for her arrest.
We checked with the airlines. There is no way Lindsay can make it back flying commercial for the 8:30 AM hearing.
(There is) no evidence of Lindsay making her way back to L.A.
Well, whatever. The DA isn’t gonna do shit. Famous people in LA do anything they want. OJ chopped off his wife’s head, for gods sake. The best we can hope for is Lindsay will go to court and after the judge apologizes, maybe a sign will fall on her head or something. I feel that’s a realistic “best-case” scenario.
God forbid we go a day without hearing about Hohan!
Bro, you’ve got to be fucking with us at this point?
i know i typed http://www.wwtdd.com, but why does it keep taking me to TMZ?
fuck, throw this dumb bitch in jail. You can’t even play the famous card, she hasn’t starred in a movie in three years. She is literally sitting and mocking the justice system right now. Lesser people have done time for lesser shit, and she’s in Europe having a good laugh about it.
Bring back the McFuckwit stories……………
well my month is officially fucked. I get 2 tickets AND have to go to court for a fender bender….which wasn’t even really a fender bender it was more like a paint scratcher…. fucking asshole cop…..
This is Exactly why I’m in favor of capital punishment.
Fry that freckled ass
Well, if you had offered him your asshole Mini, you might not have got the ticket
Did he ask to see your papers?
Minimosh, nobody cares. Get a therapist.
SLOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!
Mini, I got a carpool ticket. It’s $455 dollars. Fuck me.
I hope the judge sentences Lindsay to punishment in the stocks……
…like we used to do around these parts…..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Debret_-_Négres_ào_Tronco.jpg
Of course…..
…I’d “pillory” her myself……
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:RenfairePillory.jpg
Be nice to her Zombie. Her periods last 10 days long.
455$ WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? how is California broke when they have ticket fines like that?!?!?!
FTLT:
Haha DDM, I appreciate it, but I really don’t give a shit whatsoever. I didn’t even remember it was you knocking that movie, and it’s not like I’m even a big fan, I didn’t buy it or anything. I just thought it was better than I expected, though I wasn’t expecting much.
If I decide to start slinging mud and calling names, I’m making a very conscious decision to ENGAGE THE ENEMY AND CALL THEM FUCKING NAMES!!!!!!!11 usually out of boredom, but I don’t take it to heart. Especially not with all the lame shit those jokers were spouting. Practically Yo Mama jokes.
I care mini, sorry to hear about your tickets, dam the man and his money stealing ways!
funny thing is i just jump down to comments(unless there’s some nudity, which hasnt been the case for a while)
Rem- it was a speed trap and the fucking cop walks into the road to stop the guy in front of me, so the guy has to slam on the brakes, I have to slam on my brakes and I hit the back driver side fender of his car. BAM one ticket for speeding (and he put 11 over but I was only going 8 over) and one for “driver inattentiveness”.
And fuck you zombie. Stop taking out your sexual frustration on me.
pigs, every single dam one of them.