lindsay is dating this mystery woman

Actually the woman is a 36-year-old photographer named Indrani. There are pictures of her below. So it wasn’t really a mystery. I’m not sure why I built it up that way, but it was a mistake, and I wanted to come clean with you. No secrets, bro.

Indrani told The Post, “We have been spending a lot of time together. I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot.
“Lindsay gets a lot of bad press, but she’s a really strong, creative woman and is trying really hard to get her life in a good, positive place.”

We must be thinking of two separate girls both named “Lindsay Lohan” because the one I’m thinking of is a complete fuckup but whatever.

(Indranis business partner) said the pair are good for each other.
“Lindsay and Indrani have been seeing each other since we shot her last fall,” he said. “I’ve seen them on dates, I have seen them making out . . . Indrani is a good influence on Lindsay. She is the opposite of a party girl — a Princeton graduate, she’s into art and is a philanthropist — not what you’d expect the typical girl for Lindsay to go out with.
“When they are together, they talk about art and the deeper meaning in life.”

She really does seem like a terrific influence. That’s why Lindsay is in France daring a judge to throw her in jail. If she were a bad influence Lindsay would be scooching her ass across the judges front yard because she thinks it’s on fire.