lindsay is so dumb it takes your breath away

By brendon May 20, 2010 @ 6:43 PM


Very obviously the reason Lindsay didn’t come back for her court date is because she didn’t feel like it. The flights weren’t full and no one stole her passport. Now Lindsays mom says she has a new passport, to replace the “stolen” one, which is fascinating because the French police say she never applied for one.

Actually I don’t think you even can get a new passport overseas. Maybe you can in a major country like France. Typically a US embassy will issue a temporary one if you can prove your identity (not a problem in this case), but Lindsay could have done that immediately, back when she claims she lost it. It takes a few hours. Honest to god if this bitch gets any dumber she’ll be declared legally dead.

(Note – ive had it with Lindsays fug ass, so instead heres over 54 pictures of my beloved diora baird, including her playboy stuff. its a diora baird party, and youre invited!)

(422) Comments

  1. avatar
    sir 05/20/2010 17:02

    Thanks for continuing to keep her relevant brendan you pole smoker… are you in Cannes too spending that Macbruber money on some high priced hooker? Looks like LL can pay for her plane home to jail!!

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    Zombie 05/20/2010 17:06

    He will spend that MacGruber money on a roll of 50 new Lohan pics.

  3. avatar
    WOOKIE JR. 05/20/2010 17:08

    <<<<<<<<< YAP, YAP, YAP, BARK, BARK, BARK, GRR, GRR, GRR.

  4. avatar
    Race Bannon 05/20/2010 17:09


  5. avatar
    sir 05/20/2010 17:09

    that’s expensive toilet paper Zom

  6. avatar
    Zombie 05/20/2010 17:10

    No, 4th you idiot.

  7. avatar
    Tito's Anal Adventures 05/20/2010 17:10

    Hair! Where no hair’s supposed to be! Not good!

  8. avatar
    Tuco The Ugly 05/20/2010 17:10

    Senor zombie. jew want to lick my peepee?
    I tink the little Wooki beat me to it.

  9. avatar
    Rokan 05/20/2010 17:10

    I’d still fuck her.

  10. avatar
    Race Bannon 05/20/2010 17:10

    Women are stupid and I don’t respect them. That’s right, I just have sex with them. Show me your genitals, your genitals. Genitaliaaaaa!!!

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    Zombie 05/20/2010 17:11

    Nice one, Sir.

  12. avatar
    Race Bannon 05/20/2010 17:12

    And by sex I mean jack off to the thought of having sex with them…

  13. avatar
    Rokan 05/20/2010 17:12


    Sex with women?

    If I remember right you are the gayest thing on here since Topher showed us the hickey on his asshole.

  14. avatar
    sir 05/20/2010 17:13

    genitals always makes me think of dick… i know this word is unisex but never puss always cock with that one…. strange….

  15. avatar
    Barbarella 05/20/2010 17:13

    LOL @ Race… that vid is awesome.

  16. avatar
    Rapax 05/20/2010 17:13

    The gallery setup is still shitty.

  17. avatar
    sir 05/20/2010 17:14

    aaah rokan, all the pieces of the puzzle come together!

  18. avatar
    Race Bannon 05/20/2010 17:15

    I’m no homo Rokan. You are not remembering right at all!

  19. avatar
    sir 05/20/2010 17:15

    its not just the gallery this whole page sucks and is slow as a dry shit

  20. avatar
    Tito's Anal Adventures 05/20/2010 17:16

    Here is this guy who walks into this bar. Like he does every day. Nobody likes him there. In fact, almost anybody thinks our dude is a piece of shit. So our guy starts insulting the other guests. Still nobody likes him. He starts pulling his hair, holding his breath, screaming at the top of his lungs: “I am the kind of this var, you hear this, you motherfuckers!” Still nobody likes him.
    So he goes home, depressed. And the next day he comes back. Still nobody likes him. So our dude starts insulting the other guests again and again and again….

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