lindsay lohan is wising up

LIndsay Lohan got drunk and whored around Cannes this weekend, including last night, which is noteworthy because she now has 3 days to complete 4 classes in her court ordered alcohol eduction program. And we’re already in extra-time because we’re 7 months into the extension she needed. Because she’s so busy.

The judge in LA claims she’ll issue a warrant for Lohans arrest Thursday morning if Lindsay isn’t done, but Judges in LA are always telling famous people that. It’s always “warrant” this and “jail time” that, but they never do anything.

Even judges in the WWE laugh at the incompetence of judges in LA. A WWE judge may get distracted by a sexy woman in a bikini then turn around to find one of the two parties that he was supposed to be presiding over covered in snakes, but that doesn’t mean the guy not covered in snakes is responsible for it. What it means is that Jimmy The Snake Man is the winner!

(source = flynet online)