lindsay will not be arrested later today

Yesterday it was pretty exciting to hear that Lindsay Lohan would be held by customs and arrested as she tried to re-enter the United States because she had a warrant out, and bail was set at 100 grand. Hooray!

But of course you can pay 10 percent of your bail and somehow that counts as the same thing. And that’s what Lindsay did and now there’s no warrant. Keep this in mind if you slip into daydreaming that this pussy judge is going to do anything. She gave Lindsay Lohan a $10,000 bail.

So maybe that’s why LInds looked so carefree as left some party in Cannes dressed like a slut, escorted to her car by a bodyguard. I assume he’s a bodyguard. He looks like one. He also has a cool jacket. Actually, and I don’t mean this in a gay way, but that guy is yummy.