Marisa Miller was one of the big stars at the MGM Grands Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, though for some reason she never stripped down to a bikini. It’s disappointing but it makes sense. When you’re a bikini model you can’t exactly go to the pool or the beach and just hang out in a bikini. It’s your only marketable skill. If you also do it for free what’s the point. That’s why I think a good idea would be to follow her back to her room and then wait until you hear her turn on her shower and then call in a bomb threat so she has to run outside naked. But you have to be certain to dress up like a security guard and bang on her door and say, “Ma’am there’s no time to get dressed, we have to go right now.” The brilliance of the plan lies in its simplicity.
Ya’all napping? or is it orgy time?
I’d be more than happy to loosen her up
i want her shoes!!!!!
I’d definitely sprain my tongue on her
Oh hey cali. Titty Tuesday. SUBMIT
Hehe this post was funny. Will wonders never cease.
My god MM is a fucking hottie.
Zombie, please mention my name 5 times today like you did yesterday while I continue to ignore all the retarded drivel that comes out of your hick mouth. It’s not pathetic at all.
Not nearly as pathetic as you pretending to ignore me until I sign off, and then mentioning my name in every single comment for the remainder of the evening. At least if I have something to say to you, I will do it while you are here (which is 24/7 for you) and I don’t have to hide behind a fucking puppet.
The success rate of my Federal Breast Inspector badge is surprisingly high.
She’s pretty hot but she’s kinda pasty.
Guess I’m not the only one who needs to catch up on my summer tan, because I certainly have NO room to talk.
At your rate DZ, you’ll have more comments logged by the end of May than every other user put together. Just another slow day at the convenience store, right?
sigh we spend our days fighting on a gossip blog. we are all equally pathetic
give it up guys it’s fucking annoying already.
My apologies DarkCherry. Please, let’s talk about shoes and infidelity.
I second that DC.
Oh its not fighting. Its just playful snarking and killing time.
excellent!
she’s wearing YSL tribute platforms that i could never afford but want so badly!! what do you think about them Z?
Isn’t there a new Britney crotch shot we can bag on?
fuck all ya’ll
Watt - i’m talking more about the “no, you talk about ME more!’ “no YOU talk about ME more” No YOU! NO YOU! back and forth nonsense like fucking five year olds.
Dis woman need to eat meat and potatoes.
I blame all dis on senor Mike Hunt.
Right sport?