marisa miller needs to loosen up

Marisa Miller was one of the big stars at the MGM Grands Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, though for some reason she never stripped down to a bikini. It’s disappointing but it makes sense. When you’re a bikini model you can’t exactly go to the pool or the beach and just hang out in a bikini. It’s your only marketable skill. If you also do it for free what’s the point. That’s why I think a good idea would be to follow her back to her room and then wait until you hear her turn on her shower and then call in a bomb threat so she has to run outside naked. But you have to be certain to dress up like a security guard and bang on her door and say, “Ma’am there’s no time to get dressed, we have to go right now.” The brilliance of the plan lies in its simplicity.