Last year during the promotional tour for ‘Jennifer’s Body’, Megan Fox said she was miserable working with director Michael Bay on the ‘Transformers’ movies and then compared him to Hitler. But then both sides said all the right things and everything seemed to blow over.
I’ve just learned that Paramount won’t be picking up Megan Fox’s option on Transformers 3 — and that it was “ultimately” director Michael Bay’s decision. Right now Bay and writer Ehren Kruger et al are finishing up the script for the threequel and “giving Shia a new love interest makes more sense for the story,” an insider tells me. Bay will start casting immediately for the new female co-star.
Whatever. These movies are retarded and everyone knows it and Bay probably would have fired her anyway. He’s very well known for trying to fuck every girl who auditions, and if you work with the same cast three movies in a row that really kills the quality of the pussy you’re getting. That’s why I just find new girls and get them hooked on cocaine. The brilliance in my plan lies in its simplicity.



















Why mention Megan and not show her tits? F@G
Maybe that’s what’ll keep this one from sucking too.
The one thing in those “movies” worth looking at
Scum, is it tits you want? Well you’ve come to the right place.
I bet LiLo would add to this movie - - she could defeat the decepticons by flashing her rancid bits
Firing Megan Fox from anything seems like a bad idea. She is basically the only reason anyone watched Transformers 2.
It’s okay Megan, I can comfort you. Put your head in my lap.
DZ try not to look at her thumbs if she touches your wee-wee.
As a matter of fact, don’t let her touch your wee-wee at all. It belongs to me. I control you.
Where I live Decepticons are trannies.
<<<<< This is where Pepper and Zombie control Oz with all their puppetry.
ZzzzzzzzZZzzzzzz… way to kill the conversation, puppet. Will you be happy when it’s just 4 of you golden girls sitting around a virtual table somewhere lamenting your penis pumps and Cialis, reminiscing about Johnny Carson and Carol Burnett? Hmm?
DZ sorry to put a damper on your fun filled evening of being glued to wwtdd with Barf. What was that line you said the other day, about having too much time on my hands? LOL
I dunno, are you disproving it by posting incessantly with two accounts, though? Cuz I’m missing the joke if that’s the case.
You’re not really putting a damper on our evening. We’ve moved well past chat and sext these days.
WATT……my ass needs some attention……
sorry z…did I jump the gun?
DZ and I cyber daily. Eventually we plan to have cute little digital babies running around.
Actually I FedEx her my specimens daily, she does the dirty work herself.
Tell me again where you want to stick your e-cock baby. Mmmm.
Today’s sext topics were:
Threesomes
Stripper heels
Brazilian Bikini Waxes
Did I miss any boo?