05.19.2010 megan fox fired from transformers 3

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Last year during the promotional tour for ‘Jennifer’s Body’, Megan Fox said she was miserable working with director Michael Bay on the ‘Transformers’ movies and then compared him to Hitler. But then both sides said all the right things and everything seemed to blow over.

Oh until this…

I’ve just learned that Paramount won’t be picking up Megan Fox’s option on Transformers 3 — and that it was “ultimately” director Michael Bay’s decision. Right now Bay and writer Ehren Kruger et al are finishing up the script for the threequel and “giving Shia a new love interest makes more sense for the story,” an insider tells me. Bay will start casting immediately for the new female co-star.

Whatever. These movies are retarded and everyone knows it and Bay probably would have fired her anyway. He’s very well known for trying to fuck every girl who auditions, and if you work with the same cast three movies in a row that really kills the quality of the pussy you’re getting. That’s why I just find new girls and get them hooked on cocaine. The brilliance in my plan lies in its simplicity.


(105) Comments

  1. SCUM 05/19/2010 18:48

    Why mention Megan and not show her tits? F@G

  2. mercury 05/19/2010 18:48

    Maybe that’s what’ll keep this one from sucking too.

  3. mercury 05/19/2010 18:49

    The one thing in those “movies” worth looking at

  4. BarbareIIa 05/19/2010 18:50

    Scum, is it tits you want? Well you’ve come to the right place.

  5. Woodsman 05/19/2010 18:56

    I bet LiLo would add to this movie - - she could defeat the decepticons by flashing her rancid bits

  6. D. Znuts 05/19/2010 18:57

    Firing Megan Fox from anything seems like a bad idea. She is basically the only reason anyone watched Transformers 2.

    It’s okay Megan, I can comfort you. Put your head in my lap.

  7. Barbarella 05/19/2010 18:58

    DZ try not to look at her thumbs if she touches your wee-wee.

  8. BarbareIIa 05/19/2010 18:59

    As a matter of fact, don’t let her touch your wee-wee at all. It belongs to me. I control you.

  9. SCUM 05/19/2010 19:00

    Where I live Decepticons are trannies.

  10. SCUM 05/19/2010 19:01

    <<<<< This is where Pepper and Zombie control Oz with all their puppetry.

  11. D. Znuts 05/19/2010 19:02

    ZzzzzzzzZZzzzzzz… way to kill the conversation, puppet. Will you be happy when it’s just 4 of you golden girls sitting around a virtual table somewhere lamenting your penis pumps and Cialis, reminiscing about Johnny Carson and Carol Burnett? Hmm?

  12. BarbareIIa 05/19/2010 19:06

    DZ sorry to put a damper on your fun filled evening of being glued to wwtdd with Barf. What was that line you said the other day, about having too much time on my hands? LOL

  13. D. Znuts 05/19/2010 19:08

    I dunno, are you disproving it by posting incessantly with two accounts, though? Cuz I’m missing the joke if that’s the case.

  14. Barbarella 05/19/2010 19:09

    You’re not really putting a damper on our evening. We’ve moved well past chat and sext these days.

  15. pepper 05/19/2010 19:09

    WATT……my ass needs some attention……

  16. pepper 05/19/2010 19:12

    sorry z…did I jump the gun?

  17. BarbareIIa 05/19/2010 19:14

    DZ and I cyber daily. Eventually we plan to have cute little digital babies running around.

  18. D. Znuts 05/19/2010 19:15

    Actually I FedEx her my specimens daily, she does the dirty work herself.

  19. BarbareIIa 05/19/2010 19:16

    Tell me again where you want to stick your e-cock baby. Mmmm.

  20. Barbarella 05/19/2010 19:16

    Today’s sext topics were:

    Threesomes
    Stripper heels
    Brazilian Bikini Waxes

    Did I miss any boo?

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