A few months ago Johnny Depp went to a steak house in Chicago with two friends and left a $4,000 tip (more). And in February he gave a long interview to CBS to help the West Memphis 3 (more). So what is Mr Wonderful up to now? Oh nothing. Just taking back our streets and then counseling the downtrodden, is all. The Sun says…
JOHNNY DEPP has rescued a pal from a mugger brandishing a broken bottle.
(Depp), 46, stepped in when British singer STEPHEN JONES was accosted for cash as the pair left a recording studio in Los Angeles. “It was an extremely scary moment. This guy looked off his head.
“Johnny looked him straight in the eyes and told him to back off.”
After Johnny intervened, the (guy) backed down.
“Johnny gave him a few bucks and told him to straighten up his life.”
Whatever. He’s not so great. I would have done the same thing as long as the criminal was white. But not if he was a minority of course because I assume they can beat me up. If I ever saw a minority walking toward me I would grab the back of my girlfriends arms and crouch behind her, shielding myself from my future-attacker. And while my girlfriend is distracted by what she assumes to be cowardice, I surprise her with some treachery as well by pushing her into the minority and yelling to him or her that my girlfriend has money in her purse.
I bet SALAJ has something to say about that.
Damn, I’m gonna open a restaurant, that only Depp can eat at!
molly sims is much better news…. but she should’ve looked better!
i woulda used karate on the fucking guy. Judy chop. Karate chop. Fight. Over.
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http://www.wtcctr.com
“The mugger was struck gay by Johnny Depp’s beauty.”
I wouldn’t go gay for Johnny Depp.
Jared Leto however…
Jared Leto is quite possibly one of the biggest douches on the planet.
I see E!’s check cleared and we have Handler ads everywhere.
And another week begins are wwtdd…….
Johnny Depp is my Dad.
i wonder if you can find 21 Jump Street on DVD…
well its another monday. Anyone do anyone fun this weekend?
I spent Sunday fly fishing. Good fuckin times
::raises hand::
I tied a string around my son’s foot……I don’t want him to fly away…the fucker has ears like a 747……
Monday is off to a good start…DC is here…………It’s May…any chance of a good toe avatar or ass?
It was a great weekend and knowing you, you had to be at the beach……
*tumbleweed*
Pepper
is that the cog?
Morning fuckers! I got trashed all weekend, I’m fucking tired today.
Someone…it is…it is….
I was hiking back down after mooning the riders…..12 people got 125dollar fine, each…I got lucky and ran…those poor bastards, they had the 80-90 pound backpacks….
It’s a good Avi morning,
Pepper’s got trains that need a cog
and Sup’s got boobs that need a snog.
mmmmm snog
Yeah I’d motorboat ‘em.