05.28.2010 these pictures are 5 years old

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I don’t mean to be pedantic, but Loaded magazine has some topless pictures of physically perfect Kelly Brook in their July issue, and spazzy keyboard nerds everywhere (ahem) are causing a national shortage of astroglide, but the pictures were actually taken in 2005 and first published in Arena magazine. In fact, these are the original Arena pics.  I didn’t even bother to post the new pictures, because they’re exactly the same as the old pictures. Also in the July issue of Loaded, they’ll tell you if ‘Batman Begins’ is worth your $5.50, and they give BP their Environmental Safety Award.

SEXY UPDATE - Added the pics from Loaded for comparisons sake. Although I shouldn’t have because in one caption she says her boobs are “too big” for her small frame, and I don’t appreciate her spewing out this kind of dangerous propaganda.


(70) Comments

  1. SsnakeOil 05/28/2010 12:31

    She looks older than five. Oh, wait…

  2. SsnakeOil 05/28/2010 12:32

    Eat me, SALAJ!!

  3. SsnakeOil 05/28/2010 12:32

    Someone should publish these pictures every five years.

  4. tinasat 05/28/2010 12:33

    watch her super hot pics

    http://bit.ly/kelly-hot

  5. Zombie 05/28/2010 12:33

    Is Brendón actually hounding someone else for posting old photos?

  6. SALAJ 05/28/2010 12:35

    Someone told me WealthyRomanceS-COM. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.

  7. Watt 05/28/2010 12:35

    Yes Z. Such a hypocrite.

  8. DarkCherry 05/28/2010 12:35

    i still have no idea who this chick is.

  9. RedRage 05/28/2010 12:35

    That “arena” picture, Jesus Fucking Christ, let me get behind that ass for a minute and her cervix would be hanging out of her nostril.

  10. Woodsman 05/28/2010 12:37

    Z: very good point … but still, it’s a far better post than average and the topical BP reference was pretty good

  11. D. Znuts 05/28/2010 12:38

    ohm: To each their own. I would hit it and so would you.

    DC: There seems to be something occluding my vision of your Heavenly Temple, some sort of… pants? Underwear? Some sort of fabric-based object that is keeping me from fully enjoying the view. If you could just take care of that, that would be stellar.

    Sincerely,

    All of Durden.

  12. Zombie 05/28/2010 12:41

    DZ, you didn’t just do the new thread comment repost did you? Yep you did.

  13. ohmwrecker 05/28/2010 12:41

    DZ, I replied to that on the other thread.

    This chick might crack my top 5. I have to reevaluate.

  14. ohmwrecker 05/28/2010 12:43

    Zombie, sometimes a re-post is necessary . . . not this time, however.

  15. ohmwrecker 05/28/2010 12:45

    DC, she was in a really horrible movie with Billy Zane about people on a deserted island, but her tits are glorious.

  16. Woodsman 05/28/2010 12:45

    Z: you didn’t just comment on the new thread comment repost did you? Yep you did.

  17. Zombie 05/28/2010 12:49

    Reposting is sooooo like, 2009. Ugh srsly.

  18. SsnakeOil 05/28/2010 12:53

    I’ve never seen Gloria’s tits.

  19. Mac-Daddy 05/28/2010 12:54

    I’m with ya Cali……I googled her and I still have no clue who she is.

    Hot though!

  20. Woodsman 05/28/2010 12:55

    Is it 2010 already?

    Kelly Brook has the kind of boobs that probably looked better five years ago than they do today … just saying.

    Remember the shots of Riley Steele motorboating her (on a boat, no less)?
    http://www.zimbio.com/Kelly+Brook/articles/295/Kelly+Brook+Riley+Steele+Bikini+set+Pirhana

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