tuesday afternoon headlines

By brendon May 25, 2010 @ 6:27 PM


‘PRINCE OF PERSIA’ - and ‘the Last Airbender’ are being accused of racism because their leads are played by white people. “Are these summer blockbusters racist?”, the Huff Post asks. “I sure do hope so,” I replied before feeling misled. (huff post)

MEGAN FOX - is not the first actress to accuse Michael Bay of being a prick. In fact I heard Claire Forlani had to sleep with him to get a role in ‘the Rock’. That’s just the rumor, and I’m not sure if it’s relevant, but I felt like the attention was shifting away from me for a second. (jezebel)

LINDSAY LOHAN - will still be able to take prescription meds like Ambien and Adderall even though she’s been ordered not to take drugs, and some say those meds are the root of her addiction problem. “You shut your whore mouth,” replied millions of people who take Ambien and Adderall. (tmz)

AVONS BREAST CANCER WALKS - start again this summer and people should go here and help Lauren. That’s what I did because I fucking hate breast cancer. I’ve loved big tits ever since I was like 3. There might as well be a disease that drowns Winnie the Poohs. (walk)

VANESSA HUDGENS - could be in a really hot incest porn with Thandie Newton. Someone look into setting that up.

(83) Comments

  1. avatar
    SALAJ 05/25/2010 18:30

    My friend told me a nice place WealthyRomanceS-COM. He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.

  2. avatar
    Woodsman 05/25/2010 18:33

    First carbon unit

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    SCUM 05/25/2010 18:36

    She is looking for Amanda Hugandkiss.

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    D. Znuts 05/25/2010 18:39

    I want to break Vanessa Hudgens. Halfies raise my tent. Always have. Always will. (Braveheart mothafuckas!)

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    Steffabulous 05/25/2010 18:40

    She;s got a mad bush though. mad. Like Rasputin.

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    D. Znuts 05/25/2010 18:40

    Also Vanessa looks nothing like Thandie. My ex looked almost exactly like Thandie, I’m a halfie connoisseur, and I say No Dice.

    Not that I would stop them from bumping cunts, though.

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    Race Bannon 05/25/2010 18:42

    What’s wrong with some hair down there? I personally love it.

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    D. Znuts 05/25/2010 18:42

    Naw, it’s really not that bad. Too much surface area perhaps, but not much length. Besides, I’m sure after the pedo-feedback she got from the first one, she has gone Full Brazilian from that point onward. She needs something nice and shiny for the director to inspect during the audition process now that she’s too old to slut for Disney.

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    D. Znuts 05/25/2010 18:43

    Steff that picture was nice, you look totally different when you smile. A lot less like some chick that I would hide my scissors and steak knives from when she came to visit. :P

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    Steffabulous 05/25/2010 18:44

    full braziian makes the lady junk look a bit…chubby. What happened to the middle ground, a light sprinkling of hair? i nix it because they always tell me to. they being whoever is touching it.

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    SCUM 05/25/2010 18:44

    Nice ass Steff.

  12. avatar
    SCUM 05/25/2010 18:45

    A cock in your hand is not worth as much as two in your bush.

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    D. Znuts 05/25/2010 18:45

    I prefer a small tuft, a traditional V or a landing strip, or even better, my initials shaved right in there. I have absolutely 0 problems with Brazilian though.

    Nice ass Steff, I really want to slap it.

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    Steffabulous 05/25/2010 18:45

    I dont remember that photo at all. im looking at the couch it took place on and i cant …what the fuck is wrong with her? lol

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    Steffabulous 05/25/2010 18:47

    good times. apparently i’m never safe. the other one i was laughing because there was a bathroom attanedant at the club and she reminded me of that spanish maid character from family guy. she was stingy with the hairspray

  16. avatar
    D. Znuts 05/25/2010 18:47

    You’re sucking your thumb and you look completely spent. I’m going to guess you got gorilla-fucked on that couch and were too stoned to remember it.

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    Steffabulous 05/25/2010 18:49

    no thumb sucking. Covering my mouth. its a reflex. i have sick friends who do things when you nap.

  18. avatar
    pepper 05/25/2010 18:50

    Steff…that is one fucking amazing sewing machine in the background.
    Does it come in black?

  19. avatar
    Steffabulous 05/25/2010 18:52

    I made curtains that day. i remember that slightly. its a Singer remodel, You dont fuck with Singer.

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    pepper 05/25/2010 18:56

    I made curtains that day.

    your pussy lips are that big?

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