06.30.2010 britney is under investigation for child abuse

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It should be noted right from the start that Britney vehemently denies these charges, and the person who filed the compliant is the same bodyguard who quit three weeks ago claiming he was sexually harassed (more on that here).

It also needs to be mentioned that the British tabloids are awesome, the only people more obsessed with tits than I am. Even in a child abuse story they find a way to talk about tits by showing the suspect without a bra (same pics as above and below). The Sun says…

Social workers will quiz her over claims she beat one with a belt and gave both food they were allergic to - making them violently ill.
Investigators were approached by the singer’s former bodyguard FERNANDO FLORES.

A source said: “He claims the first really shocking incident was when she came marching into the pool house at her mansion and demanded his belt.
“He handed it over but then followed her into the main house and claims he witnessed the alleged incident.”
Flores also accused Britney of feeding the boys food they were allergic to, including shellfish.
Child protection agency workers tried to quiz her last week but she had left LA for a few days.

Wait really? A belt and shellfish? Oh Jesus who cares. First of all, shellfish is delicious. I would totally trade some hives for a well made oyster po-boy. Second of all, kids suck. Of course she wants to hit them. Thirdly, how badly could it really hurt? Britney has less muscle than Winnie the Pooh. My dad hit me with a belt all the time, and he was a god damn Marine. Britney would need a hip replacement if she gave even one hard swing. It would be the most work she’s done in 10 years.


(58) Comments

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  2. SOAPBOX77 06/30/2010 08:59

    The doctor found burns on the childrens hands…. Brittany told the doctor that she had to get her crumbsnatchykins a up to par with Chicken Pot Pie, and Hungry Man fried Chicken T.V. dinner handeling……

  3. Mac-Daddy 06/30/2010 09:12

    I’ll have to side with Brit on this one. She’s just too dumb to hit her kids! She’ll be afraid they’ll kill her while she is sleeping.

  4. Sensei John Kreese 06/30/2010 09:16

    Maybe Mel hit them.

  5. Chicago_animal 06/30/2010 09:17

    The Report is the same guy who said she sexually harassed him….he hS no credibility. also, he is not a man!

  6. Crestien 06/30/2010 09:29

    She is looking really good now! I don’t care if Feder has been there.

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  7. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/30/2010 09:30

    you woke up early to post this? with a quote from “The Sun” ???

  8. RemSteale 06/30/2010 09:30

    Or……she did it and Crazy Brit is on the way back!

  9. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/30/2010 09:30

    fuck you Crestin you spammin cunt whore! get a job!

  10. Sensei John Kreese 06/30/2010 09:31

    DDM,

    I have problems having to look at your avi before 10 am.

  11. pepper 06/30/2010 09:33

    who cares about the beating…..
    I’m beating my meat right now……nice tits!!!

  12. RemSteale 06/30/2010 09:39

    Really Pepper?? I find them a bit pedestrian, the ones in Mac-Daddy’s avi however are top rate

  13. Observer 06/30/2010 09:40

    Administering loving correction is perhaps the only joy of parenthood……freakin’ little brats!

  14. Rokan 06/30/2010 09:51

    Obs,

    Again, Ming ming knows the answer,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwxwUiDbRCk

  15. RemSteale 06/30/2010 09:51

    “Administering loving correction”

    That just sounds sooooo damn creepy Obs…..

  16. Robert Paulson 06/30/2010 09:51

    My 50’s era iron worker dad only went to the belt for aggregous acts that bordered on criminal. His voice would de-calcify your spine and he would make you explain your failed judgment. As an 11 year old that was worse than the belt.

  17. Observer 06/30/2010 09:56

    RemSteale……

    I have held many business management positions….so phrases like that come naturally…

    …I believe the Bible admonishes parents that: “Children should be beaten and not heard”…….

    …or was that W.C. Fields….?

  18. pepper 06/30/2010 09:56

    Rem…shut the fuck up you white cracker….they look good here..they are not down by the belly button like before……

  19. pepper 06/30/2010 09:57

    Look what you did..you made me curse at you ..you bloody wanker……

  20. RemSteale 06/30/2010 10:01

    And dont you feel better for it?

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