charlie sheen is going to jail

Charlie Sheen made a huge mistake when he ran around the house with a knife and threatened to kill his wife on Christmas Eve, and that mistake of course was that he did it somewhere other than LA. He did it in Aspen, where they have laws, and those laws are applied even to Hollywood stars if you can believe that. People says…

Charlie Sheen will plead guilty to a misdemeanor offense and get 30 days jail time, says a source close to the negotiations in the star’s ongoing domestic violence case.
“Charlie intends to go to court on June 7 [to] plead to a misdemeanor and immediately begin serving his 30 days in jail,” says the source. “With good behavior, he could end up doing 15 or so days.”
While Sheen, 44, had been charged with felony menacing, misdemeanor third-degree assault and misdemeanor criminal mischief following a Christmas Day fight with his wife, Brooke Mueller, 32, in Aspen, Colo., the source adds that Sheen would not be placed on probation once he completes his jail sentence.

Now we just have to wait and see how Sheens employer, CBS, deals with him oh wait no we don’t. They factored his jail time into his new contract, and they’ll just shoot around it. Keep this in mind the next time Hollywood tries to lecture you about politics or morality. The guy threatened to saw his wife’s head off and it’s treated like he twisted his ankle. In a sense Charlie is the real victim in all this. Nobody likes a tattle-tale Brooke.