Charlie Sheen made a huge mistake when he ran around the house with a knife and threatened to kill his wife on Christmas Eve, and that mistake of course was that he did it somewhere other than LA. He did it in Aspen, where they have laws, and those laws are applied even to Hollywood stars if you can believe that. People says…
Charlie Sheen will plead guilty to a misdemeanor offense and get 30 days jail time, says a source close to the negotiations in the star’s ongoing domestic violence case.
“Charlie intends to go to court on June 7 [to] plead to a misdemeanor and immediately begin serving his 30 days in jail,” says the source. “With good behavior, he could end up doing 15 or so days.”
While Sheen, 44, had been charged with felony menacing, misdemeanor third-degree assault and misdemeanor criminal mischief following a Christmas Day fight with his wife, Brooke Mueller, 32, in Aspen, Colo., the source adds that Sheen would not be placed on probation once he completes his jail sentence.
Now we just have to wait and see how Sheens employer, CBS, deals with him oh wait no we don’t. They factored his jail time into his new contract, and they’ll just shoot around it. Keep this in mind the next time Hollywood tries to lecture you about politics or morality. The guy threatened to saw his wife’s head off and it’s treated like he twisted his ankle. In a sense Charlie is the real victim in all this. Nobody likes a tattle-tale Brooke.
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SALAJ
EAT HOT FLAMING DEATH
and yet Lohan still runs free
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I hate Liberal Hollywood and it’s idiotic pampering as much as the next normal person……
…BUT…a bitch wife has sometimes got it coming…..
I’m pretty sure it’s snake? It could be steak. Either way. You know what I mean.
And lilo is still alive and free. Justice sucks
It’s tube-steak. Tube-steak is hick for “hot dog”.
I think we all got the reference though.
Also Charlie Sheen will go to “jail” for like a week, he’ll be in a private cell across from Paulie Shore and Todd Bridges and he’ll have his outdoors time when all the scary inmates are inside.
I’m not saying it would be fun or anything, but you know if any of us pulled that shit we would be in a real prison clutching our soap for dear life.
Yea but I was specifically referring to the ZZ Top song. I can’t really tell if he’s saying steak or snake…..
Mine looks like a snake (black mamba) …but tastes like steak……
…we should go camping sometime……
I love camping with girls who are still learning the “ropes”….
Felony menacing, misdemeanor third-degree assault, and misdemeanor criminal mischief? Who comes up with these laws? Last I checked threatening someone with a weapon wasn’t assault.
You say “Tomato”…..
….I say spread ‘em……..
Threat ARE assault…..
….carrying them out….is “battery”….
black mamba…. I shoulda been muthfuckin black mamba….
And his new contract is somewhere between $1.8 and $2 Mil per episode and they film anywhere from 20 - 26 episode’s per season and the contract is for two more years. A minimum of $72 Mil. CHARLIE FUCKING SHEEN IS THE MAN.
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Thank your PC loving government…
An assault is carried out by a threat of bodily harm coupled with an apparent, present ability to cause the harm
I remember the good old days when you actually had to draw major blood to get an assault charge.
Bet you he has already arranged to have hookers slipped in to jail after lights out.
In Russia, they call what Sheen did “foreplay”
its only foreplay if you stab the bitch!