chris brown cries like a girl

By brendon June 28, 2010 @ 3:18 PM

Chris Brown performed a Michael Jackson tribute last night at the BET Awards, though a more accurate way to describe it would be to say that he cried uncontrollably while wandering aimlessly around the stage. What an asshole this guy is. This was supposed to be an entertainment extravaganza. Way to waste everyone’s time dickhead. Be a professional for Christs sake. Poor sweet Chris was so sad about the pedophile that he couldn’t sing any of Michaels shitty music that doesn’t stand the test of time anyway so who gives a shit. To be honest I got a little choked up too, but then I remembered I wasn’t a little girl holding my dolly and watching ‘Bridge to Terabithia’.

(44) Comments

  1. SomeoneluvsU 06/28/2010 15:22

    Somebody called this early today…

    Which one of you is Carnac?

  2. Chicago_animal 06/28/2010 15:22

    We have a winner! Who called this post 6 hours ago?

  3. DarkCherry 06/28/2010 15:22

    cry cry cry like a bitch cuz your career is GONE!

  4. MrAdams 06/28/2010 15:22

    If I were forced to sing a tribute song to Michael Jackson, I’d prolly cry too.

  5. DarkCherry 06/28/2010 15:23

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    10$ says we get the shine Chris Brown fake crying during the MJ song and the Annual Shine awards, aka BET awards.

    FOR THE WIN!

  6. Chicago_animal 06/28/2010 15:25

    Funny cause he was crying like Rhiana! Also, nice post! Did you tape this off your tv with your phone then put it on YouTube?

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  8. JohnnyPeps 06/28/2010 15:28

    Horrible performance. This guys sucks!

  9. Sensei John Kreese 06/28/2010 15:29

    I’d cry too if I had to sing on BET.

  10. Watt 06/28/2010 15:32

    he was originally scheduled to song prodigy’s smack my bitch up.

  11. CodPiece 06/28/2010 15:37

    I think it’s a bad sign when Justin Bieber says “damn, that guy is a pussy”

    Stay classy, Chris.

  12. Chicago_animal 06/28/2010 15:38

    Woman Beater honoring a child molester….only on BET!!

  13. Zombie 06/28/2010 15:38

    He could have at least done the Dougie Dance centerstage instead of staggering around swinging his arms like a convicted violent offender.

  14. SCUM 06/28/2010 15:39

    <<<< This is what I think of this post.

  15. Watt 06/28/2010 15:41

    She looks like a winner in my book SCUM

  16. SCUM 06/28/2010 15:41

    I didn’t know you could lip sync crying.

  17. DarkCherry 06/28/2010 15:58

    OMG DTF, i just noticed the rope around the cock in your pic!

    now all i can think about is tiny rope splinters in your penis. OUCH!

  18. Observer 06/28/2010 16:00

    Why is he crying?

    ..does he miss his “first”?

  19. Death to Finkle! 06/28/2010 16:03

    Bring your tweezers, Cali.

    For the rope splinters, you jackasses!

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