chris brown is a real hero

By brendon June 29, 2010 @ 12:43 PM

Chris Brown was back in the news yesterday, and not because he…

…took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.
“(Rihanna) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused (her) mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.”

No this time it was because he cried like a little girl with a broken arm Sunday night at the BET awards during a tribute to Michael Jackson. With that in mind, MTV asked around to see if his tears over a completely unrelated topic will somehow make people forget what he did to Rihanna. Alicia Quarles, Associated Press entertainment editor, said…

“You forget what a good performer he is. I think over the past year, so much has been overshadowing that, from his album not selling to him claiming record stores are boycotting him to him being denied entry into Europe. You forget that he’s a triple threat.
Everybody is talking about Chris Brown, and it’s about doing something positive for once.”

Erik Parker, who wrote a cover story on Brown for Vibe, added…

“I think people didn’t want to hear words from him. I don’t think they wanted to hear the words ‘I’m sorry,’. He couldn’t say anything enough; he had to prove it. For people to accept it, they had to first make him pay for it somehow, meaning put him through the wringer and get out all the anger they feel toward him. But he was unable to articulate how truly sorry he felt with just his words.”

Wait what? He was crying about Michael Jackson. What does that have to do with being sorry for beating the shit out of Rhianna. I can’t get over how many girls are ready to forgive this piece of shit. I need to start dating black girls. For one they’re often skinny with huge tits, but more to the point, at least according to this, as long as I don’t set them on fire they seem pretty easy going.

(31) Comments

  1. Zombie 06/29/2010 14:45

    The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes… lookin’ hard but won’t realize… that they’ll never see the Z!

  2. Observer 06/29/2010 14:46

    Beware of “keep-a-nig.ga” babies, though….

  3. Observer 06/29/2010 14:47

    Zombie…..

    ….you are so right…..

    …why don’t you “friend” me on FaceBook…….and I’ll keep your secret….

  4. Ever 06/29/2010 14:47

    “Because they tend to have amazing tits and according to this as long as I don’t set them on fire they’re pretty easy going.”

    I laughed my ass off. 10/10, good sir.

  5. Zombie 06/29/2010 14:50

    Observer, that user has been my biggest fan since DZ. Wait. Hmmm.

    http://www.wwtdd.com/profile.php?profile=157172

  6. SALAJ 06/29/2010 14:50

    My friend told me a nice place http://www.MeetSuccessful.com . He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.

  7. Observer 06/29/2010 14:50

    Easy Going and Black Chick implies you’ve never even met one……

    …shaking their heads and waving their hands because you “didn” “re spek” them is more likely….

  8. Observer 06/29/2010 14:52

    I wish someone would love me……

    …I have two profiles after all……

  9. Zombie 06/29/2010 14:54

    My friend told me a nice place http://www.lowes.com . He said it’s a place where low budgeted men and women shop in the hopes of finding LED water walls for their doublewide.

  10. MrAdams 06/29/2010 14:57

    Chris Brown, eh? Geez, those Kelly Brook Bikini posts are looking better.

  11. Mike Hunt 06/29/2010 15:01

    Can we have more pictures of underage girls?

  12. Pottz 06/29/2010 15:11

    This was like last fucking week, FAIL!!!

  13. Observer 06/29/2010 15:11

    Mike Hunt….

    …that would be dangerous…..my dick “came off” in my hands 71 times last week…..

  14. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/29/2010 15:18

    Z, go back and read the last comment on the last post. It will clarify things for you a little bit. the waterwall has 1500$ worth of granite bro. It’s got a 400$ UV filter, the pump is over 300$. You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. It makes pussy’s drip bro. Much more then a bitch convertible.

    and what the fuck does “told me a nice place” mean anyway? are you new to English?

    A crying negus, desperately trying to look compassionate, when he simply has none. Another stellar post.

  15. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/29/2010 15:23

    obs, to answer your question for mthe previous post about transfering media off a dvr. How concerned are you with the image quality? is it standard deff or hd material you are concerned with?

  16. Watt 06/29/2010 15:30

    DDM: there’s nothing wrong with AC power and water.

    Nope.

    None whatsoever.

    I’m a power engineer. I know these things.

  17. Zombie 06/29/2010 15:31

    Z, go back and read the last comment on the last post

    .

    No thanks, that’s your thing. I’m sure the the pussies do drip at your place, whenever they go to the bathroom every 10 minutes to pee due to the constant sound of running water. Great idea stud.

  18. ohmwrecker 06/29/2010 15:35

    Does anyone think there might be an outside chance that McGirk and Zombie aren’t as successful as they make themselves out to be? I know . . . it sounds crazy.

  19. Watt 06/29/2010 15:38

    I’m actually a wealthy Saudi Oil tycoon

  20. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/29/2010 15:44

    ohm, im not rich, just capable, i know how to budget my money, and i spend it in the right places. While others spend hundreds and thousands a year on video games and “fancy” cars & other distractions, i budget and spend where it counts. Also, it’s really easy to buy a piece of shit house, gut it, and rehab the entire place when you have the tools, ability, and friends to help you do it. Equity bro. Physical, and sweat. Mix it with good timing and dicipline, and it’s not that unbelievable.

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