06.04.2010 daisy lowe is a good dancer

The page was fug as hell today, so thank God for Stacey and her emailing prowess. This video of Daisy Lowe (British model and the daughter of Gavin Rossdale) is ridiculous.

Thanks to the internet, I haven’t used my imagination in years (if you could zoom in on my brain like in cartoons, instead of an owl in a graduation cap, you’d see a bucktoothed donkey sitting in the mud) so I’d forgotten girls could even be this sexy with their clothes on. Quite frankly it’s a dangerous precedent. Someone make Esquire take this god damn thing down.

SEXY UPDATE - youtube killed the audio on their copy, the one that was up before. this new copy is hosted on tyler. suck on that youtube.

(107) Comments

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  2. Barbarella 06/04/2010 17:57

    Salaj, Fuck quality, I am all about quantity these days… I would like to bang as many man-whores as possible without contracting the herps. Do you know of a site where I can meet men without festering blisters on their junk? Please advise.

    KTHXBYE.

  3. Barbarella 06/04/2010 18:14

    I have to pee.

  4. Barbarella 06/04/2010 18:15

    It doesn’t burn when I pee tho… that’s a good thing.

  5. Barbarella 06/04/2010 18:16

    TAMPON!!!

  6. Watt 06/04/2010 18:16

    I’m looking for a millionaire. Where can I find one?

  7. Heisenberg 06/04/2010 18:17

    Gavin Rossdale is old enough to have a daughter old enough to post a video like that legally online? Fuck me, I’m getting old. I can still remember going to get Sixteen Stone the day it came out.

    Ah well, I guess I’ll go chase some kids off my lawn and then head to bed early.

  8. Watt 06/04/2010 18:18

    Razorblade Suitcase was one of the first CDs I bought.

    Haha. Buying CDs.

  9. pepper 06/04/2010 18:19

    of course I stick up for him. You guys bickering is sometimes the most entertaining part of the site. Anything I can do to pour diesel in the fire.

    We called you out this morning diesel………remember?
    You big LESBO!

  10. Pottz 06/04/2010 18:20

    Hey Barb,

    You already know the answer to that…

    wwtdd.com

  11. D. Znuts 06/04/2010 18:20

    I know this is pretty much obligatory at this point, but… who??

    Okay I actually read it. I am also surprised Gavin is old enough to have a legal daughter… wait, she is legal right… you can’t UNFAP, damnit…

  12. Barbarella 06/04/2010 18:21

    Pottz, tru dat.

    DZ, my phone is dead just fyi… :o(

    LOL @ unfap

  13. Watt 06/04/2010 18:22

    fuck yeah I’m a lesbian.

    Hey barb wanna scissor?

  14. Pottz 06/04/2010 18:22

    Deez,

    If you’re fapping to some chick dancing in a pair of underwear, you seriously need to find a porn site.

    Sincerely,

    cheggit.net

  15. mort goldman 06/04/2010 18:27

    this is like 5 Hour Energy FOR MY DICK

  16. Watt 06/04/2010 18:29

    So mort Eskimo tube.com would probably turn your dick into chernobyl then?

  17. D. Znuts 06/04/2010 18:30

    … Pottz… yes, I “seriously” fapped to a Youtube video of a chick in lingerie, at my desk, in under 30 seconds AS I read the post to find out who she was. :P

    If I really could do that, you would be impressed, don’t lie.

    I didn’t even click play, actually. Is it even worth bothering?

    Barb: No worries, besides fighting with Doucheknuckle on here I’ve actually had lots of work to do today anyway. Plus at this point I’ve seen so many nekkid pix I’m sure I can wait another couple of days.

  18. pepper 06/04/2010 18:31

    The page was fug as hell today, so thank God for Stacey and her emailing prowess. This video of Daisy Lowe (British model and the daughter of Gavin Rossdale) is ridiculous.

    Who is Stacey and who is Rossdale….

  19. Barbarella 06/04/2010 18:33

    Watt, I’ll scissor Bob… where is she?

    DZ, you guys have been fighting AGAIN? Geez… sorry pookie.

    Work = hell for me today too. I promise the pics will be worth it. What’s your favorite color of latex?

  20. D. Znuts 06/04/2010 18:36

    Black is classic, but with your skin tone, hair color I would say maybe… red? Possibly a really dark blue too.

    Yep fighting again, he was taking the higher ground yesterday so I wanted to test his resolve by calling him a phaggot. He responded by telling me he would curb stomp me IRL.

    We have both seen his pictures, and my pictures. Yes, I laughed.

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