detective freckles has found a loophole

This looks more like Lindsay was blowing some guys and when they threw her out she got stuck in their underwear, but it’s actually some wrap she has to wear because she got her wisdom teeth taken out yesterday. Gosh I wonder if she’ll request any refills for her powerful and apparently legal painkillers.

Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, tells TMZ, “We advised the Probation Department of the dental appointment, which was made well in advance of last week’s court hearing.”  Chapman says she assured the probation officer she would provide “documentation about any medications that Lindsay would be taking, which would be administered or prescribed as part of the procedure.”?So whatever sedative Lindsay got in the oral surgeon’s office, and whatever she’s taking for the pain … won’t count on the drug test.

I completely fag out when I go to the dentist and get every pain killer they offer because I don’t consider a trip to the doctor to be some kind of extreme limits tough man contest where we see how much pain I can endure, but then I haven’t been arrested for possession of cocaine several times. A real judge would have told Lindsay to go fuck herself. You won’t literally die. Take some advil and walk it off bitch.